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Jacob Alvarez:
雅各布·阿爾瓦雷斯：
"How do I become a Jedi?"
“我怎么能成為絕地武士？”
Um... that's Star Wars, right?
嗯……那是《星球大戰(zhàn)》中的人物，對吧？
What is a Jedi? Is that from Star Wars or something?
什么是絕地武士？是《星球大戰(zhàn)》中的人物還是其他的？
I have no idea how you would become a Jedi. I'm not even sure what a Jedi is. I know it has something to do with one of these space movies.
我不知道你怎樣才能成為絕地武士。我甚至不能確定什么是絕地武士。我知道那與其中一部太空電影有關。
I wish I could become a Jedi. Just watch a little Star Wars and hope the movies get better.
我希望我能成為絕地武士。只要看《星球大戰(zhàn)》并希望電影越來越好就行了。
It depends on what your definition of a Jedi is. If it's moving spaceships out of swamps with your mind, I can't give you any advice there. I think you can become way more powerful if you'd just focus on the energy in the universe in a positive way.
這取決于你對于絕地武士的定義。如果是用意念將太空飛船移出沼澤，那我不能給你任何建議。我想如果你用積極的方法關注宇宙中的能量，那你能變得更加強大。
By being honest, brave, trustworthy. Most of us are Jedis if we treat our fellow man fairly.
誠實、勇敢、可信。如果我們公平地對待我們的同胞，那我們大多數人都是絕地武士。
You've gotta practice the Force. One does not just become a Jedi, okay? You gotta practice at it.
你要練習原力。一個人不會直接成為絕地武士，對吧？你必須要練習。
Get yourself a lightsaber.
給自己配把光劍。
Own a lightsaber and then maybe talk to Yoda about it?
獲得一把光劍，或許之后再和尤達談談？
Disneyland! Jedi training academy. There you go! Even though they don't pick kids older than 12, you get up there anyway, buddy.
去迪士尼樂園！那里有絕地武士訓練學校。你可以去參加！盡管他們不會接收12歲以上的孩子，不過伙計，你還是可以去看看。
Buy a lightsaber at the store and wear a Star Wars costume and then hit Darth Vader in the face.
在商店里買把光劍，穿上星球大戰(zhàn)的服裝，然后打達斯·維德的臉。
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