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XRroxanneX says...
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Stop. I'm gonna cry. Okay.
稍等一下。我要哭了。好了。
"How am I supposed to get Justin Bieber to like me if he has all these crazy girls chasing him everywhere all the time?"
“有那么多瘋狂的女孩一直到處追賈斯汀·比伯，我要怎么讓他喜歡上我？”
I love you so much. We just connect on this one.
我真是太愛你了。我們可以就這個問題進行深入交流。
I don't even know where to start. It's virtually impossible.
我甚至不知道從哪兒開始。這幾乎不可能做到。
Try to go up to him and talk to him, unless his bodyguards don't let you.
試著去和他交談，除非他的保鏢不讓你接近他。
Go with a friend that's probably a little bit stronger than you. Ask them if you can go on their shoulders. And be like, "Justin Bieber!"
和一個比你強壯一些的朋友一起去見他。詢問朋友是否能坐在他們的肩膀上。然后大喊，“賈斯汀·比伯！”
The zanier, the crazier, the more outrageous, the better your chances.
表現得越滑稽、越瘋狂、越荒唐，你的機會就越大。
Get a huge tattoo of Justin Bieber's face on your back.
在你的背上紋個巨大的賈斯汀·比伯的臉。
Stalk him. Go to all of his concerts, wait in line for him all the time. Wait for him to come out, and say hi to him.
跟蹤他。去看他所有的演唱會，一直排隊等著他。等他出來，然后和他打招呼。
If you send him a thousand messages or whatever, he's got to see it.
如果你給他發1000次短信之類的，他會看到的。
I would tend to be just different, maybe simple and plain. And that will get his attention, 'cause all these girls are so fancy and overdone.
我更傾向于做些與眾不同的事情，也許是簡單樸實的事情。那會引起他的注意的，因為其他女孩都太自負又過分。
If you are in the market or somewhere in a real situation — not in a concert, not in a set — then they're more likely to just say hello to you when you say hi to them.
如果你是在商場或其他實際情況中，而不是在演唱會或舞臺上，那在你和他們打招呼的時候，他們更可能回應你。
So you see him at Starbucks. Just accidentally bump into him. And just be like, "Oh sorry. Uh, let me get that for you." Just pretend that you don't know who he is. And he'll be like, "OMG. That girl doesn't know who I am. I need to date her." (aggressive wheeze)
假設你在星巴克遇到了他。可以不小心撞到他。然后跟他說：“哦，真是抱歉。我來幫你。”只要假裝你不知道他是誰就好。這樣他就會想，“天哪。那個女孩不知道我是誰。我要和她約會。”（志在必得的喘息聲）
I don't want to give you the suggestion to stalk him, because it's not always fun. But I have, so I don't know. He loves you, I promise you. If you're a Belieber, he loves you anyways. Like, just know in your heart that he loves you.
我不會建議你跟蹤他，因為那并不總是有趣的。但我……我不知道要怎么說。他愛你，我向你保證。如果你是比伯粉，他就一定會愛你。你心里知道，他是愛你的。
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