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Larry da unicorn?
用戶名是Larry da unicorn？
"What do I do if there's a spider in my room?"
“如果房間里有只蜘蛛，我該怎么辦？”
Scream and run away.
尖叫然后跑開。
Take your shoe and swat it.
用你的鞋拍它。
Either get a napkin or toilet paper with just your bare hand, and then you smash it.
赤手用紙巾或衛(wèi)生紙抓住它，然后捏碎它。
Get a tissue and kill it if it's not a big spider. But if it is a big spider, I'll call someone into the room to do it for me.
如果不是大蜘蛛，就用紙巾抓住它，然后殺了它。但如果是大蜘蛛，我會叫別人來房間里處理。
Get a broom, swipe it off. If babies come, swipe them as well. If it's a black widow... call your mom and dad.
用掃帚打它。如果有小蜘蛛過來，也用掃帚打它們。如果是黑寡婦毒蛛，那就叫你的媽媽和爸爸來處理。
Flush it down the toilet, and then you'll never see it again.
把它沖下廁所，這樣你就再也不會看到它了。
You gotta make sure you get rid of him, 'cause they bite. Any kind of spray will work. They hate sprays. Any kind.
你要確保能除掉它，因為它們會咬人。任何噴劑都有用。它們討厭噴劑。任何噴劑都可以。
Get your parents and get bug spray. And then they can whack it with a fly-- flyswatter, and you can spray it.
去叫你的父母，再拿殺蟲劑過來。你的父母可以用蒼蠅拍打它，你可以用殺蟲劑噴它。
You do not want to kill spiders, because you need to remember that spiders catch bugs that bug us. Take a glass. Make sure it's dry. You get it over the spider. You take a hard piece of cardboard or paper, and slip it over the glass, and then you take it out. You take the spider out, and you put him outside where he or she can exist.
你不想殺蜘蛛，因為你要記住，蜘蛛會抓困擾我們的蟲子。找個玻璃杯來。確保杯子是干的。用杯子罩住蜘蛛。再拿一個硬紙板或一張硬紙放入杯子，然后把蜘蛛放出來。把蜘蛛放到它能生存的地方去。
If a spider's on a web, you can pick up the end of the web, and the spider will be going up and down here, and just carry that out and put it somewhere. And that's how you get rid of the spider.
如果蜘蛛在蜘蛛網(wǎng)上，你可以抬起蜘蛛網(wǎng)的底部，這樣蜘蛛就會上下晃動，只要把蜘蛛網(wǎng)拿出去，放到其它地方就行了。這就是去除蜘蛛的方法。
I'm sorry. It's time to move to Japan and burn down your house.
抱歉。現(xiàn)在是時候搬去日本并燒掉你的房子了。
Thanks for watching.
謝謝大家收看。
Subscribe! There are new Advice episodes every Saturday.
訂閱吧！每周六都有新的建議欄目。
We're here to help you, so leave your questions in the comments.
我們會幫助你們，請在評論區(qū)提出問題。
Goodbye!
再見！
I just saw a spider! I got to go! Bye! Aah!
我剛看到了一只蜘蛛！我要走了！再見！啊！
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