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PizzaIsLife - me too, me too.
批薩是生命——我也是，我也是。
"How do I control my addiction for pizza?"
“我怎么能控制自己的披薩成癮癥？”
Change your username.
換掉用戶名。
Don't have pizza around. Hide the pizza.
不要讓你的周圍出現批薩。把批薩藏起來。
Feed it to the dog.
把批薩喂給狗狗吃。
Chew gum if you ever want pizza. That usually helps with addictions and stuff.
想吃批薩的時候就嚼口香糖。這是通常用來治療上癮癥的方法。
Try and eat it only once a day. Don't have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
盡量一天只吃一次批薩。不要早午晚餐都吃。
Try and go buy pizza-flavored things. Pizza-flavored pretzels and stuff. So just go with some of those, 'cause it's not actually pizza.
試著去買有批薩味道的食物。比如批薩味的椒鹽卷餅之類的。吃這類食物，因為那些實際上并不是批薩。
Space it out. Like, I can eat pizza on this day. And then eat something healthy on that day. And then eat pizza again.
間隔開來。比如，我可以這一天吃批薩。那一天吃健康的食物。過幾天再吃批薩。
That's a really difficult question, 'cause I also have an addiction to pizza. You balance it. You say, "I can have pizza today if I eat vegetables tomorrow."
這是一個非常難的問題，因為我也有批薩成癮癥。你要平衡一下。可以這樣：“如果我明天吃蔬菜的話，那我可以今天吃批薩。”
Try other foods. That's it.
試試其他食物。這樣就行。
Try some other foods that aren't pizza... like anything besides pizza.
嘗試一下批薩以外的食物，除了批薩以外的任何食物都可以。
By saying, "I don't like pizza." And start saying, "I love soup!"
你可以說“我不喜歡批薩”。還要說“我喜歡湯！”
Start by putting a lot of anchovies on it, along with pineapple. And that'll probably help slow you down a little bit. If that doesn't work, use a lot of fresh jalapeno. You're gonna be running to the john the next day, and you won't be able to eat pizza.
在批薩上放大量的鳀魚和菠蘿。這可能會使你減慢吃批薩的速度。如果那不管用，那就在上面放大量的墨西哥辣椒。你第二天可能會跑廁所，然后你就沒法吃批薩了。
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