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Evan Deitrich asks:
伊凡·迪特里奇問(wèn)道：
"How do I tame a skunk?"
“怎么馴服北美臭鼬？”
Woo! Skunk wrangler in the house!
哦！這里有馴養(yǎng)北美臭鼬的放牧人！
You can't tame a skunk!!!
你不能馴服北美臭鼬！！！
Don't tame a skunk. There's these cool things called dogs and cats.
不要去馴服北美臭鼬。還有像狗狗和貓咪這樣棒的寵物。
Buy a toy skunk.
買一只北美臭鼬玩具。
Get a cat that's black and white, and tell everyone it's a skunk?
養(yǎng)一只黑白相間的貓，告訴其他人那是北美臭鼬？
Pick up a dead roadkill one, go a taxidermist and like, get it stuffed.
撿一只被車撞死的動(dòng)物，然后找動(dòng)物標(biāo)本剝制師給你制作一下。
I would have the skunk de-skunked first.
我會(huì)先把北美臭鼬的臭味去掉。
(hesitantly) Do tricks with it and give it treats?
（躊躇地）和它打鬧，給它零食吃？
Give it snacks and have your presence around it, maybe wear a hazmat suit.
給它點(diǎn)心吃，讓它感覺(jué)到周圍有你的存在，可能要穿上防護(hù)衣。
You're gonna need a lot of tomato juice for the times you fail.
你失敗的時(shí)候需要很多番茄醬。
I hope you're sponsored by a tomato juice company or something 'cause this is not gonna go well. But once a skunk knows you're an okay person, you're a cool guy, good personality, won't hurt him, you can tame him after that.
我希望有番茄汁公司之類的贊助你，因?yàn)槭虑椴粫?huì)那么順利。不過(guò)一旦北美臭鼬知道你是沒(méi)有危險(xiǎn)的人，你又酷個(gè)性又好，你不會(huì)傷害它，那你就能馴服它了。
Get a baby skunk and then raise it as your own.
找一只北美臭鼬幼崽來(lái)，從小開始養(yǎng)它。
If the animal is a baby when you get a hold of him give him love like you'd give a cat or a dog. I think he'll be cool.
如果是北美臭鼬幼崽，你在養(yǎng)它時(shí)要像對(duì)待貓咪和狗狗那樣給予它愛(ài)。我認(rèn)為它會(huì)很酷的。
If you do it and get on the news for it, I will be happy 'cause I- that's impossible.
如果你做到了而且上了新聞，那我會(huì)很開心的，因?yàn)槟鞘遣豢赡艿氖虑椤?/div>
Thanks for watching another episode of Advice.
謝謝大家觀看本期建議欄目。
Subscribe! New shows every week.
訂閱吧！每周都有一期新節(jié)目。
Comment your questions down below.
請(qǐng)?jiān)谙旅嫣岢鰡?wèn)題。
Goodbye!
再見。
Bye, (laughs) and be careful taming that skunk.
再見（笑），在馴服北美臭鼬時(shí)要小心哦。
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