地點：莫妮卡和瑞秋公寓
人物：羅斯，瑞秋，莫妮卡，錢德勒，菲比
事件：喬伊一共有七個妹妹，在他的生日派對上，錢德勒與其中一個妹妹鬼混，第二天卻不記得是哪個妹妹了。

Ross: So, he's just a nice guy. You really think this Mark doesn't want anything in exchange for helping you?
羅斯：這么說，他只是個大好人罷了。你真的認為這個叫馬克的是不求回報地幫你？
Rachel: Well, I assume I'll have to take showers with him, but y'know, that's true of any job.
瑞秋：我想我得跟他洗鴛鴦浴，但是你知道，哪份工作不是這樣？
Monica: How ya feelin'?
莫妮卡：你感覺怎么樣？
Chandler: Well, my apartment isn't there anymore, because I drank it.
錢德勒：我的公寓已經不存在了，因為全被我喝掉了。
Phoebe: Where'd you get to? We lost you after you opened up all the presents.
菲比：你去哪里了？你拆開所有禮物之后我們就找不到你了。
Ross: Yeah.
羅斯：是啊。
Chandler: Yeah, I ended up in the storage room, and not alone.
錢德勒：我后來跑到了貯藏室，而且不只我一個人。
All: Woooo hoooo!!!
所有人：喔！
Chandler: Ow, no "woo-hooing," no "woo-hooing."
錢德勒：不要再叫了，不要再叫了！
Phoebe: Why, what happened?
菲比：怎么了？出什么事了？
Chandler: Ah, I fooled around with Joey's sister. Well, that's not the worst part.
錢德勒：啊，我跟喬伊的妹妹鬼混來著。這還不是最糟糕的。
Monica: What is the worst part?
莫妮卡：那最糟糕的是什么？
Chandler: I can't remember which sister.
錢德勒：我不記得是哪個妹妹。
Ross: You see what men do! Don't tell me men are nice! This is men!
羅斯：你看到沒有？別說男人里有好人，這就是男人！