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What happened when you flip a car with a raw cage held together by a duct tape?
如果你將一臺車放入用膠布捆成的籠子后滾下山坡，將會如何呢？
That was a dummy. I'll never get in that car tilt together by a duct tape.
那只是個假人。我怎么可能親自坐上那臺膠布黏的車！
But what if you use tape as strong as steel? Manliness.
但是若膠布跟鋼鐵一樣堅固呢？男子氣概
Strong as steel. Here's the thing: your manliness.
跟鋼鐵一樣堅固！重點來了：你的男子氣概。
Your shovels break, your pipes leak. Your mouther falls off cuz a manly man, will not be marveled.
你的鏟子壞了、你的水管漏水。你的接合管掉下來了，你的男人味不再讓人驚艷
You need a manly solution for those manly problem.
你需要一個有男子氣概的解決辦法來解決那些男人的問題
Duct tape is temporary. It only gets you so far.
膠布是暫時的，它只是一時的
Keeps the pieces together without actually make things work again.
僅能暫時把零碎的部分年起，但事實上沒有修好
Like my birthday with my parents' marriage.
就像我出生時并未修補(bǔ)我爸媽的婚姻。
The hardware store may have new shovels, brass pipes but a manly man doesn't want to spend his Saturday at store.
五金行可能有新的鏟子、銅管，但是有男子氣概的男人絕不想在五金行耗費周六時光
Unless that store is a co-word for a big screen TV that feature
除非店里有大電視，然后上映我喜歡的節(jié)目
You could call a handyman or a plumber, but they charge for consultation plus the price in the new parts
你可以叫水電工或修水管的人來，但他們可能會多收你咨詢費、零件費
plus labor, plus dignity and your wife depending on how sexy your plumber is.
勞力費、你的尊嚴(yán)和你的老婆（取決于水電工有多性感）
Well, there's a manly solution for your manly problems. FiberFix.
但是，有一個很man的解決方法。FiberFix。
FiberFix is a special tape that's strong as steel. It's not an expression. It's literally as strong as steel.
FiberFix是一種無堅不摧的特殊膠帶。不只是說說，它真的無堅不摧。
I'm not prone to hyperbolic. FiberFix can be used anywhere.
我不是向來就這么浮夸的。FiberFix可以用在任何地方。
Got a busted pipe? FiberFix it.
水管壞了？用FiberFix來修。
Only if you want that pipe to function properly for the rest of your mother loving life
只有當(dāng)你想要水管可以一輩子都正常運作
because FiberFix is strong, permanent and 100% watertight. Repairs like that can cost hundreds of dollars.
因為FiberFix堅固、持久而且百分之百不漏水。像那樣的維修費可能高達(dá)幾百美元
Fix it yourself with FiberFix spend the rest of savings on something manly
用FiberFix自己修理，就可以省下錢去做一些更有男子氣概的事
like hunting equipment or diversify stock portfolio that's sensible yet aggressive enough to expect reasonable ROI.
像是獵具或是分散股票投資風(fēng)險，那些很敏感卻夠有侵略性，足以預(yù)期很好的投資報酬率
Because that's manly, too. A quick FiberFix can save your Saturday.
因為就是很man。用一個簡單的FiberFix膠帶可以拯救你的星期六。
Dual broke? FiberFix! Saturday saved.
工具壞掉了？用FiberFix來修！周六得到了拯救。
Broken stool? Yeah, that's FiberFix, the sand to be smooth, painted to be beautiful, like the toenails of a brownie woman.
壞掉的凳子？用FiberFix來磨得光滑、噴漆噴得美美的，就像金發(fā)尤物的腳趾甲
Camping in the middle of nowhere with broken tent pole? FiberFix! Saturday saved.
在野外露營但帳篷的支架卻壞掉？用FiberFix來修！周六得到了拯救。
Exhausted pipes, water heaters, FiberFix can fix it all and it withstands temperature of up to 850 degrees.
耗損的水管、熱水供應(yīng)器，全部用FiberFix來修理，而且它能承受攝氏850度高溫
If there were any stronger, you can use it to repair volcano.
假如更厲害的話，恐怕能修理火山吧
FiberFix is 100 times stronger than duct tape because it uses fiber glass technology.
FiberFix比一般膠布堅固100倍因為它使用玻璃纖維的技術(shù)
Just dip it in water, wrap it, wait 10 minutes, bang! Cured, hardened, strong as steel.
把它放進(jìn)水里、包裹它、等十分鐘，就完成了。解決、強(qiáng)化，堅固如鋼鐵
FiberFix, tougher than nails and softer than nothing because it's FiberFix.
FiberFix，比螺絲還堅固，比什么都還柔軟，因為它是FiberFix
It wasn't made to be soft. You wanna soft? Go buy a poppy and tissue, and blow its nose into. You wanna tough? Buy FiberFix.
它本來就不是要做柔軟的材質(zhì)，你想要它柔軟？用衛(wèi)生紙幫小狗擤鼻涕吧！想要強(qiáng)悍嗎？買FiberFix就對了。
So if you break things and would like to un-break them, click here to order FiberFix today at FiberFix.com
所以假如你弄壞東西，然后想要恢復(fù)原狀，就按這個按鈕，登入我們的網(wǎng)站。
FiberFix provides first-aid kit, you shouldn't wait until you cut yourself before you go out and buy one cuz you bleed out and die
FiberFix提供救護(hù)箱，你不該不見棺材不掉淚，因為如此一來你早已血流不止而死亡，
according about what I know about cuts.
根據(jù)我的觀察啦。
You gotta have that kit ready the moment you need just like you need FiberFix before some breaks.
要防患未然，就像東西壞掉之前就買好FiberFix
In your house, your glove box, your toolbox, your fanny pack,
在你家、你車子前方的雜物柜、你的工具箱、你的霹靂包
so when the poop hits the fan, you can wrap the poop and FiberFix. Heaven helped that fan.
所以當(dāng)情況很糟時，你可以把大便包起來然后用FiberFix黏好。感謝老天救了那部貨車
Or maybe you're thinking, Do I have to buy FiberFix? Can't I just use 100 times more duct tape?
或者，你在想：我一定要買FiberFix嗎？我可以用一百倍的一般膠布黏他就好了嗎？
Sure, you could totally do that. Or maybe you're thinking FiberFix's tape that can't be a permanent solution.
當(dāng)然啊，你可以這樣做...又或者是你在想FiberFix不可能一勞永逸
Well, you should stop being such a tape racist cuz this is nothing like any other tape you've seen before.
喂，別歧視這款膠帶啊！保證是你前所未見的。
Yes, these raw cages held together by nothing but FiberFix and no I did not weld it.
沒錯，這些車籠子完全沒有焊接，只用FiberFix黏合
It's called FiberFix, it's in permanent fix like when you get your dog fixed, there's no going back. Sorry, boy. Here's your tissue.
這就是FiberFix，是永遠(yuǎn)的解決辦法，就像你要治療你家的狗，沒有回頭路。抱歉，小寶貝，這衛(wèi)生紙給你
Is FiberFix for women, too? Just ask my smoking hot wife. Yes, it is. Back to you, husband.
FiberFix也有設(shè)計給女人用的？問問我火辣的老婆就知道。沒錯。把現(xiàn)場交還給你啰，老公。
So click here and we'll send you our manly man kit complete with FiberFix repair aid, heat wrap, patches.
點擊鏈接，我們就會送你一組很man的男人必備工具，里面有完整的FiberFix維修組合、耐熱膠布、補(bǔ)丁
You'll be ready to repair anything, anytime, anywhere.
你可以隨時隨地修理任何東西
So you can spend the rest of your time winning your wife back from the plumber
并從水電工那兒贏回老婆的心。
So unless you've never broken anything in your life ever, click here to try FiberFix today.
除非你在一生中沒用壞過東西，今天就按這個連結(jié)進(jìn)到FiberFix的網(wǎng)站試試吧
FiberFix for every man including women.
FiberFix適合任何男人和女人。
