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Sheila Suiter asks:
希拉·蘇特問道：
"How do I get the girl I like to text me back?"
“怎么讓喜歡的女孩回短信？”
Texting-oh gosh.
短信，哦天哪。
Text them, and then keep texting them, and keep texting them, keep texting them until they get annoyed and they have to text you back.
給她發短信，一直給她發短信，一直發，一直發，直到她生氣，然后不得不回你短信。
Don't spam her. That's gonna push her away.
不要給她發垃圾信息。那會讓她遠離你的。
Text her about things that you think that she would be really interested in. She'll be more inclined to text you back.
給她發短信時說一些她會感興趣的事情。這樣她更可能會回你短信。
Ask engaging questions. Don't be like, "Hey, why don't you love me? I'm texting you. You should love me."
問一些有趣的問題。不要說：“嗨，你為什么不愛我？我給你發短信了。你應該愛我?！?/div>
Send a lot of emojis and also you might want to talk to her in person.
多發些表情符號，也許你可能想和她當面聊天。
Go up to her at school, if she goes to the same school as you, and say, "Can you please text me back?"
如果她和你上同一所學校，那就在上學期間去找她，問她：“你能回我短信嗎？”
Besides texting, maybe you just go up there and say, "Hi."
除了發短信，也許你可以直接去和她打招呼。
Send her a box of candies with a note inside.
給她送一盒糖果，里面附上張紙條。
If you ask her why she's not texting you you're gonna seem desperate, so really the best way is just to be friendly and text her occassionaly and hope that maybe one day she'll message back.
如果你問她為什么不回你短信，會讓你看起來很著急，所以最好的方法就是友好一些，偶爾給她發短信，希望有一天她會回你短信。
Don't do more than two at a time. If you don't get a response, most likely, depending on the situation, it's for a reason.
每次發短信不要超過兩條。如果她沒有回你短信，大部分情況可能是有原因的。
She shouldn't be texting you back. She probably don't like you..., okay? So... you gotta live with it.
她不應該回你短信。她可能不喜歡你……你要接受這一點。
CaptainJamesK says:
CaptainJamesK問道：
"I like video games but I don't want to be called a 'gamer' because gamers don't seem cool. How do I avoid this?"
“我喜歡玩電子游戲，可是我不想被稱為‘游戲玩家’，因為這個稱呼聽起來并不酷。我怎么能避免這種稱呼？”
If you don't want to be called a gamer, tell people you don't want to be called a gamer 'cause you don't want being called a gamer and you don't think they're cool.
如果你不想被稱為游戲玩家，那就告訴其他人你不希望他們這樣稱呼你，因為你不想這樣被稱呼，而且你認為這并不酷。
Don't tell anybody that you're a gamer.
不要告訴任何人你是游戲玩家。
You can avoid it by not broadcasting you like to play video games a lot. Maybe don't tell a lot of people.
只要不告訴別人你非常喜歡玩電子游戲，你就可以避免這種稱呼。
Don't mention it to other friends that you're gaming. That way they won't know and they can't complain.
不要和其他朋友說你在玩游戲。這樣他們就不會知道，而且也沒什么可抱怨的。
Find a moderate way to play video games without being considered it your only aspect.
找一個適中的方法玩電子游戲，不要讓其他人以為游戲是你的唯一。
But you gotta make a new name for yourself. If you don't like gamers, you gotta try something else.
你要給自己想個新稱呼。如果你不喜歡游戲玩家這個稱呼，你要找個別的稱呼。
Don't be ashamed of what you are. You enjoy it. Don't let other people criticize you.
不要對自己感到羞愧。你要享受其中。不要讓其他人指責你。
What kinda... is that? You don't like being called a gamer and you like to play video games? So sit on that damn couch and play games and... Man, that's what you do. Handle it. Okay, buddy? It's okay, man. You're a gamer.
那是什么？你不喜歡被叫做游戲玩家，可是你喜歡玩電子游戲？那就坐在沙發上玩游戲，就這樣做?；镉?，你要解決這個問題，知道嗎？這沒什么，你是游戲玩家。
(flustered) I'm so confused! Everyone knew Markiplier liked video games. He's still cool. Why the heck are they asking me this question?
（慌張）我很困惑！所有人都知道“基萌”喜歡電子游戲。可是他依然很酷。他們干嘛要問我這個問題？
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