Dear 91-year-old, don't listen to other people's advice. Nobody knows what the hell they're doing. Signed, a 93-year old.
91歲的人,不要聽別人的建議。沒人知道自己在做什么。來自,一個93歲的人。
Just do your own thing. That's the way I see it.
做你自己的事情就好了。這就是我的觀點。
The popular kids, they're so shallow. They like hashtags and pop culture, and it's like, I don't care. That's never going to be relevant in the future.
那些受歡迎的孩子都太膚淺了。他們喜歡標簽和流行文化,表現出一副不在意的樣子。在未來那些根本就毫無關聯。
If your babysitter hates feet, do a handstand and then put your feet right in their face.
如果你的保姆討厭腳的話,你就倒立著把腳放在他們面前。
Have you ever done that before?
你之前這樣做過嗎?
No, but I'm willing to.
沒有,不過我很愿意這樣做。
Dear 70-year-old, stay weird.
70歲的人,保持你的怪異。
Signed, a 72-year-old.
來自,一個72歲的人。
I think that went good.
我覺得還不錯。