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Dear six-year-old, training wheels are for babies. Just let go already. Regards, a seven-year-old.
6歲的人，輔助輪是給小寶寶用的，就勇敢一點吧。來自，一個7歲的人。
Dear seven-year-old, no matter what anyone says, stay weird. Signed, an eight-year-old.
7歲的人，不管別人說什么，保持你的怪異。來自，一個8歲的人。
Dear eight-year-old, find out your babysitter's weakness, then use it against them. Signed, a nine-year-old.
8歲的人，找出你保姆的弱點，然后利用這個弱點來對付他們。來自，一個9歲的人。
Dear nine-year-old, don't get involved with the 'popular' kids. They're narcissistic capitalists that know nothing about politics. Signed, a 12-year-old.
9歲的人，不要和那些所謂的“受歡迎的”孩子們一起玩，他們就是一些不懂政治的自戀的資本家。來自，一個12歲的人。
Dear 12-year-old, ask her to dance. Just trust me on this one. Signed, a 16-year-old.
12歲的人，邀請她去跳舞吧。相信我。來自，一個16歲的人。
Dear 16-year-old, don't let your mom throw away your Legos. Signed, an 18-year-old.
16歲的人，不要讓你媽把你的樂高積木扔掉。來自，一個18歲的人。
Dear 18-year-old, go easy on the makeup. You're not as ugly as you think. Love, a 19-year-old.
18歲的人，不要太依賴化妝。你比你想象的要漂亮。來自，一個19歲的人。
Dear 19-year-old, just because it's an all-you-can-eat buffet, does not mean you need to eat all you can.
19歲的人，去吃自助餐并不意味著你要用盡全力去吃。
Your parents have better interest rates than your credit card.
跟你的父母借錢利率要比信用卡低。
If he says he has a "weekend home" in the suburbs, he's married.
如果他說在郊區有個“周末家庭”，他已經結婚了。
That rust protection undercoating, it's actually a great deal.
涂防銹漆其實是很重要的。
Whatever you do, never order the salad from a truck stop.
不管做什么，不要在車站點沙拉。
Back up your hard drive. Now.
現在就備份你的硬盤。
I mean, who even does that?
我是說，誰會那樣做呢？
Getting laid off can be a blessing in disguise.
被解雇可能是一件好事。
Being a starving artist only works if you actually make art.
做饑餓藝術家只有當你真正做藝術時才有意義。
