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I was having dinner inthe Kirkland dining hall with Mark,
我和馬克在柯克蘭食堂吃晚飯的時候
and I had the chicken with me,because I had to have the chicken with me at all times.This was college.
我帶了一只雞 因為我不得不一直帶著雞 就算這樣
Somebody's gonna have to answer for this.969
總有人得負責 969.
And the dining hall was serving chicken for dinner,and I had to feed my chicken, so I...
當時餐廳正供應雞肉 而我必須喂雞吃的，所以我就
Well, I took little pieces of chicken and I gave it to the chicken.
我就弄了一小塊雞肉，把它喂給了雞
Someone must have seen me,because the next thing I knew I was being accused of forced cannibalism.
有人定是看到我這樣做了因為發生了接下來的事 我被起訴，因為強迫小雞嗜食同類
I didn't know you couldn't do that.I dealt with the various animal rights groups,I dealt with the associate dean of the college.
我知道你們不可能不知道這件事 我和各種動物權利機構解釋過了 也和副院長解釋過了
This was all resolved.Someone from the Porc or the Flymust have reported it.
這件事已經解決了 一定是坡斯廉或是飛行俱樂部的人寫的
For all I know, it was the Winklevosses.All right, let's just forget about it.
就我所知，是文克萊沃斯兄弟干的 好吧，那就把它忘了吧
This is absurd.I'm being accused of animal cruelty.It's better to be accused of necrophilia.It is better to be accused of necrophilia.
這真荒謬，我會因虐待動物被起訴 最好因戀尸狂起訴 最好因戀尸狂起訴
Now I have to explain this to my father.I'm gonna have to explain this to everybody.
現在我要和老爸解釋這件事還要和所有人解釋這件事
What is happening on that?I have my final coming up for Postwar and Contemporary Art and I haven't been to class.
這是怎么一回事？ 我的“戰后及當代藝術”就快要考試了 我還沒去上過課呢
I'm supposed to write about these four paintings.That's a Facebook page?
我想我應該寫這四幅作品 那是臉譜網的頁面？
Yeah. I opened it under an alias.I posted the paintings and asked people to comment.
是的，我用別名注冊 我把這些畫放上去，讓人們去評論
Every once in a while I hop on and stir the pot to get a good debate going.
每過一段時間我登上去挑出一個好的評論
Mr. Zuckerberg was cheating on his final exam?I'd rather not answer that, Gretchen. And why not?
扎克伯格先生在期末考試中作弊了嗎？ 葛雷琴，我不想回答這個問題 為什么不呢？
Because I'm not suing him for cheating on his final exam.
因為我不想控訴他在期末考試中作弊
That's not what friends do. Well, you just told us he was cheating.
這不是朋友的作為 你剛才告訴我們，他是在作弊
