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Erica Albright's a bitch.
艾瑞卡奧布萊特是個(gè)賤人
Do you think that's because her family changed their name from Albrecht,
是不是因?yàn)樗麄兗易灏研帐蠌陌柌祭卓颂馗某蓨W布萊特？
or do you think it's becauseall BU girls are bitches?
或許波士頓女生都是賤人
For the record, she may look like a 34C,but she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret.
看內(nèi)衣標(biāo)簽，她的胸圍確實(shí)是34C 天曉得她求內(nèi)衣店的朋友幫了多少忙
She's a 34B, as in barely anything there.False advertising.The truth is, she has a nice face.
她是34B平的像個(gè)飛機(jī)場(chǎng)，用假尺寸騙人 不能否認(rèn)她臉蛋很美
I need to do something to take my mind off her.Easy enough, except I need an idea.
我需要點(diǎn)時(shí)間才能忘記那張臉 很簡(jiǎn)單，想件事情做做
I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie.So what if it's not even 10:00 p.m.and it's a Tuesday night?Billy.
我有點(diǎn)發(fā)酒瘋，我承認(rèn)這點(diǎn) 盡管現(xiàn)在還不到10點(diǎn)，也不是周末 比利
The Kirkl and facebookis open on my desktop,and some of these people have pretty horrendous facebook pics.
我打開(kāi)柯克蘭的同學(xué)錄 有些人上傳了自己的看家照
Billy Olson's sitting here and had the idea of putting some of the pictures
比利奧森坐在那里提議把這些人的照片和牲口的照片放在一起
next to pictures of farm animal sand have people vote on who's hotter.Good call, Mr. Olson.
做個(gè)投票讓大家選誰(shuí)更漂亮 好主意，奧森先生
Yeah, it's on.I'm not gonna do the farm animals,but I like the idea of comparing two people together.
沒(méi)錯(cuò)，感覺(jué)來(lái)了我不準(zhǔn)備拿牲口的照片比 把兩個(gè)人放在一起比，我喜歡這主意
It gives the whole thing a very "Turing" feel since people's ratings of the pictures will be more implicit
很有一種人工智能的感覺(jué) 直接選擇照片會(huì)更加直觀
than, say, choosing a number to represent each person's hotness, like they do on hotornot.com.
比在辣妹網(wǎng)上打分 更有意思
The first thing we're going to need is a lot of pictures.
首先我們需要大量的照片
Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keepa public centralized facebook,
可惜哈佛沒(méi)有給所有學(xué)生做同學(xué)錄
so I'm going to have to get all the images from the individual houses that people are in.Let the hacking begin.
所以要逐一從各個(gè)宿舍樓的分站 去下載每個(gè)人的照片 黑客時(shí)間
