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Did you know there are more people with genius IQs living in China than there are people of any kindliving in the United States?
知道嗎，中國的天才人數 比全美國的人加起來還要多
That can't possibly be true. It is.What would account for that?
不可能吧- 真的 有證明嗎？
Well, first, an awful lot of people live in China, but here's my question.
首先，中國人口本來就多的嚇人我的問題來了
How do you distinguish yourselfin a population of people.who all got 1600 on their SATs?
一群學術水平測驗拿1600分的人 你如何在里面脫穎而出
I didn't know they take SATs in China.They don't.I wasn't talking about China anymore,I was talking about me.
我怎么不知道中國人也考這個- 他們不考 現在說的不是中國人，我在說我自己
You got a 1600?Yes. I could sing in an a cappella group,but I can't sing.Does that mean you actually got nothing wrong?
你拿了1600分？ 我可以去阿卡貝拉社團唱歌可惜我五音不全 等于說你答對了所有題目？
I could row crew or invent a $25 PC.Or you could get into a final club.Or I get into a final club.
我可以去賽艇隊或者發明25美元的電腦 或者你可以進終極俱樂部 或者我可以進終極俱樂部
You know, from a woman's perspective,sometimes not singing inan a cappella group is a good thing.
知道嗎，從女性角度出發 不去阿卡貝拉社團反而比較好
This is serious.On the other hand,I do like guys who row crew.Well, I can't do that.I was kidding.
我在說正事 再說，我確實喜歡劃賽艇的男生 那我做不到 開玩笑的
And, yes, I got nothing wrong on the test.Have you ever tried?- I'm trying right now.
我確實答對了所有題目 你申請了沒有？ 我正在申請
To row crew? To get into a final club.To row crew? No.Are you, like, whatever, delusional?
進賽艇隊？進終極俱樂部 進賽艇隊？你在做夢嗎？
Maybe it's just sometimes you say two things at once.I'm not sure which oneI'm supposed to be aiming at.But you've seen guys who row crew, right?No.
有時一個人同時會產生兩個想法 我自己都不知道要說哪一個而已 你和賽艇隊的男生約會過是嗎？沒有
Okay, well, they're bigger than me.They're world-class athletes.And a second ago,you said you like guys who row crew so I assumed you had met one.
沒錯，他們比我高大，是一流的運動員 剛才你說你喜歡劃賽艇的男生 所以我猜你曾經有過一個
I guess I just meant I like the idea of it.You know, the way a girl likes cowboys.Okay.
我只是喜歡這個想法而已就好像女孩都喜歡牛仔 好吧
Should we get something to eat?Would you like to talkabout something else?
點吃的嗎？ 談點別的好嗎？
No. It's just since the beginning of the conversation about finals club,I think I may have missed a birthday.
從你開始說什么期終俱樂部開始 讓我有種生錯時代的感覺
There are really more people in China with genius IQs than the entire population
中國的天才人數真的比全美國人都
The Phoenix is the most diverse.The Fly Club... Roosevelt punched the Porc.
鳳凰社活動最多還有飛行俱樂部…羅斯福是坡客
Which one?The Porcellian, the Porc.It's the best of the best.Which Roosevelt? Theodore.
哪一個？ 坡客，坡斯廉俱樂部，最頂尖的 哪個羅斯福？西奧多
