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Andres Salinas wants to know:
安德列斯·薩利納斯想知道：
"What can I do if the woman I love is moving to another state?"
如果我愛的那個女人搬到其他州去生活了，我要怎么辦？
Oh man, that's just such a bummer.
哦，天哪，真是無賴。
If you love her that much, then move with her.
如果你非常愛她，那就和她一起走。
If you really love her, you will follow her so that you can be together.
如果你真的愛她，那就和她一起走，這樣你們就能在一起了。
If the other state is nearby, then you can travel to see her.
如果那個州很近，你可以時常去看她。
Maybe video chat.
也許可以用視頻聊天。
The world is just filled with a lot of communication right now. Texting, calling, Skype.
現在世界上有各種交流工具。短信、電話還有Skype。
That's hard. I did long-distance for a little bit. If there's hope, I would say stay with it because if you find that certain girl, you don't want to let her go.
太難了。我曾經談過異地戀。如果有希望，我會讓你堅持這份感情，因為如果你真的遇到了那個她，你不會想讓她走的。
You can try a long-distance relationship but let me tell you from experience — that doesn't work so great. So maybe you better give the girl a goodbye kiss, and that's what you got.
你可以嘗試異地戀，不過從我的經驗來看，情況不太樂觀。也許你最好吻別她，就是這樣。
You will be separated for most of the time and so if you're people who can't make it work face-to-face, I'm gonna try to say you have to learn to move on.
你們大部分時間都要分處兩地，如果你們不能面對面生活，我要說的是，你必須學會繼續你的生活。
If you love her, you have to let her go.
如果你愛她，你就要放她走。
Let her go! There's always that saying, where it's like, "If you really love each other, like, it'll end up reconnecting." Let her live her life. Don't follow her. That's not okay.
讓她走！有句話說得好，“如果你們真心相愛，你們最終會再聯系到的?！弊屗ミ^她的生活。不要跟她去。那樣并不好。
Well, I hate to say this but you may need to break up.
我討厭這么說，不過你們可能得分手。
Find another girlfriend in your neighborhood.
在附近再找個女朋友。
If I was you, I would kind of have to, I guess, move on just because she could be having another man in the other state. You never know.
如果我是你，我會繼續自己的生活，因為她可能會在另一個州交新男朋友。你永遠不會知道。
Move on. (laughs) That's a tough one. I was in the opposite situation where I was, you know, I thought I was in love with someone and moved from Oregon back to California. She ended up dating one of my best friends afterwards. So you could do that, and date one of her best friends. Yeah, date one of her best friends 'cause that's what happened to me.
繼續生活。（笑）這很難。我曾經遇到過你和相反的情況，我曾經愛上了一個女孩，然后從俄勒岡州搬回了加州?？墒亲詈笏齾s和我最好的朋友在一起了。所以你也可以這么做，和她最好的朋友約會。對，去和她最好的朋友約會，因為這種情況曾經發生在我身上過。
August Simmer4 says:
August Simmer4問道：
"How do I eat Cheetos without licking my fingers?"
“不舔手指的話我要怎么吃奇多？”
Wash them before you lick your fingers.
在舔手指之前洗下手。
Have a napkin or a wet wipe next to you.
準備張餐巾紙或濕紙巾放在旁邊。
Lots of napkins. Maybe wet napkins to get it off.
準備很多張餐巾紙。也許可以用濕紙巾擦手。
Wear... a glove and you can eat the Cheetos?
戴手套？這樣你就能吃奇多了？
The easiest thing to do is find somebody else to lick 'em for you.
最簡單的就是讓其他人幫你舔手指。
You're not eating Cheetos right if you're not licking your fingers after.
如果不舔手指那就不是吃奇多的正確方法。
It's physically impossible. You just need to lick your fingers.
這完全不可能。你必須要舔手指。
You can't. That salty finger is so delicious after you finish the Cheetos.
做不到。吃完奇多以后，沾在手指上的咸味特別好吃。
Lick your fingers, man. Don't let anyone bring you down. Why would you be eating Cheetos if you're not gonna lick your fingers? Isn't that part of the whole process?
你要舔手指。不要讓其他人打擊你。如果不舔手指，那為什么要吃奇多？那不是吃奇多必須有的一個步驟嗎？
People say you look like an animal when you're sitting there, licking it all off, but what are you supposed to do with all that cheese? Like, you can't let it go to waste, so keep going.
如果你坐在那里舔手指，人們會說你看上去像動物，可是不舔的話手指上沾的奶油要怎么辦？不能浪費，所以舔手指吧。
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