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Chris Faith asks:
Chris Faith問題：
"I am currently 15. I don't wanna go to school any more. How do I get older, preferably 82, and retire?"
“我今年15歲。我不想上學(xué)了。我怎么能長大，怎么長到82歲，然后退休？”
Why 82, man? That's such a weird, weird age.
為什么是82歲？那是一個(gè)非常奇怪的年齡，非常奇怪。
Build a time machine.
建一臺(tái)時(shí)光機(jī)。
Drop out, run away, probably go to Europe, and then just get a ton of prosthetics and like, make yourself look 82.
退學(xué)，逃走，可以去歐洲，裝上大量假肢，使自己看上去像82歲。
On Snapchat, they have filters now. Buy the 99 cent filter that has the old person with the little glasses thingy, and you buy it, you use it, send it to your mom and your school — and tell them you're now 82 years old and you can no longer attend school.
用Snapchat，現(xiàn)在Snapchat有濾鏡了。花99美分買一個(gè)帶眼鏡老人的濾鏡，點(diǎn)擊應(yīng)用，然后把這張圖發(fā)給你的媽媽和學(xué)校，告訴他們你現(xiàn)在82歲，你不用再上學(xué)了。
You have to grow. And, second thing, you have to go to school. School is amazing.
你要成長。第二點(diǎn)，你要上學(xué)。學(xué)校簡直太棒了。
I have a 15 year old and she doesn't wanna go to school any more and I told her, "Too bad! Tough luck. You're gonna go to school until you don't any more."
我有一個(gè)15歲的女兒，她現(xiàn)在也不想上學(xué)，我跟她說：“太糟糕了！真不走運(yùn)。在你不再走霉運(yùn)以前你要去上學(xué)。”
You're gonna have to get a grip on going to school because that's how you get educated.
你要把握上學(xué)的時(shí)間，因?yàn)檫@樣你才能接受教育。
You're 15, so I don't think you can just magically get 82. No one can do that. Go on with it and just try to get the year over. I mean, that's what everybody else is doing.
你現(xiàn)在15歲，我認(rèn)為你不可能像變魔術(shù)一樣一下就到82歲。沒有人能做到這點(diǎn)。堅(jiān)持吧，努力過生活。其他人都是這么做的。
You are on the same time spectrum as everyone else, my dear. I'm sorry to tell you — you gotta take it one day at a time. You'll be wishing you were 15 again, trust me.
親愛的，你和其他人在同樣的時(shí)間譜上。很抱歉告訴你，有一天你會(huì)過上你現(xiàn)在想的生活。那時(shí)你會(huì)希望回到15歲，相信我。
You don't want to get older. 15 is a wonderful age. You don't actually have to stay in school if you don't want to. You can be home-schooled.
你并不希望變老。15歲是個(gè)非常好的年紀(jì)。如果你不想上學(xué)，可以不用繼續(xù)留在學(xué)校里。你可以在家自學(xué)。
I want to tell you something right now, very seriously. It's not easy to get old, Chris. And I do mean that, so you'd better work on your problem.
我現(xiàn)在認(rèn)真地告訴你些事。克里斯，變老并不容易。我的意思是，你最好找到解決問題的方法。
I don't think you'd want that. Take that advice from me. You'd rather be 15 and not worry about anything.
我認(rèn)為你并不希望這樣。接受我的建議。你寧愿是15歲，什么都不用擔(dān)心。
Thanks for watching another episode of Advice.
謝謝大家觀看新一期的建議版塊。
Don't miss out. Subscribe!
不要錯(cuò)過，訂閱吧！
We love answering your questions, so keep them coming.
我們喜歡回答你們的問題，所以請(qǐng)繼續(xù)提問吧。
Bye!
再見！
See you guys later. I'm gonna go collect some Easter eggs and get some fat stacks.
再見。我要去收集復(fù)活節(jié)彩蛋，然后把它們堆起來。
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