地點:賭場賓館房間
人物:羅斯,瑞秋
事件:羅斯打電話求助如何洗掉油筆印,毫無結果之后便勸說瑞秋和他一起去賭場大廳。
Ross: Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. A beard and a mustache. Thank you. No, she didn't think so. I know. It's like… anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What—what do we do? Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. Oh! Okay. Okay, thank you! Yeah, it's not coming off.
Rachel: What? What else did he say?
Ross: Umm, he said he thought I was funny. So… Okay, look–look umm, let's just go downstairs, we'll have some fun, and you will forget all about it.
Rachel: Ross, no! There is no way I am leaving this room looking like this!
Ross: Oh, come on! Rach, it's–it's not that bad.
Rachel: Ross, I am a human doodle!
Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey–hey–hey, no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here!
There are tons… of… freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!