評論
打印
Unhappy Prisoners
生氣的犯人
“Where is the mustard?” asked a prisoner. “There is no mustard,” said the cook. “We ran out of mustard. We have no more mustard. We’ll get more mustard tomorrow.” The prisoner looked at his hot dog. A hot dog without mustard is not a hot dog. “I can’t eat this hot dog without mustard!” he yelled. “A hot dog without mustard is not a hot dog. I want some mustard!” The other prisoners heard him yelling. They started yelling, too. “We want mustard! We want mustard!” The cook said, “Shut up! Eat your hot dogs! We have plenty of mayonnaise. Put mayonnaise on your hot dogs.” The prisoners were angry. “Don’t tell us to shut up!” they yelled. They threw their hot dogs at the cook. They threw their hot dogs at the guards. They threw their hot dogs at one another. They threw their hot dogs without mustard everywhere.
犯人問道：“芥末醬在哪？”廚師說：“沒有芥末醬，芥末醬吃完了，沒有剩余了。明天會有更多的芥末醬?！狈溉丝粗臒峁?。沒有芥末醬的熱狗不是熱狗。他叫嚷到：“沒有芥末醬我無法下咽！”沒有芥末醬的熱狗不是熱狗。我要芥末醬！其他犯人聽到了他的叫聲。他們也開始叫嚷起來。我們要芥末醬。要芥末醬！廚師說：“閉嘴！吃你們的熱狗！我們有許多蛋黃醬。在熱狗上涂抹蛋黃醬?！狈溉朔浅Ｉ鷼狻Ｋ麄兘腥碌剑骸安灰形覀冮]嘴。他們將熱狗扔給了廚師。他們將熱狗扔給了警衛。扔給了對方。將沒有芥末醬的熱狗亂扔一氣。
譯文屬可可英語原創，未經允許，不得轉載。
