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Why He Loves Her
他為什么愛她
"Why do I love you?" he asked. "Why do I love you so much? You're smart. But you're not that smart. You're pretty. But you're not that pretty. You're fun to be with. But you're not that much fun." "Oh, really?" she asked. "I'm not that much fun? How much fun are you? Do we ever go out? Do you ever take me dancing? Do you ever take me to night clubs? Do you ever take me to movies? Do you ever take me to dinner? No, no, no. You never take me anywhere! Sometimes you rent a DVD. Then we watch the DVD. You don't even make popcorn! Don't tell me I'm no fun! You're the king of no fun." That's why he loved her. She always had something to say. She had an opinion about everything. She was never predictable. She was always interesting.
他問道：“我為什么愛你？我為什么這么愛你？你非常聰明。但是你又沒有那么聰明。你非常漂亮。但是你又不是那么漂亮。和你在一起很高興。但又不是那么愉快。她問道：“哦，是嗎？”我不是那么有趣？那你有趣嗎？我們出去約會過嗎？我們出去跳過舞嗎？你帶我去過夜總會嗎？你有帶我看過電影嗎？你有請我吃過晚飯嗎？不不不。你哪都沒帶我去過！有時你會借個DVD。之后我們看DVD。你甚至不會做爆米花！不要告訴我說我沒有興趣。你更是無聊至極。這就是他愛她的原因。她總是有的說。她對什么都可以評頭論足。她是不可預知的。她總是那么有趣。
譯文屬可可英語原創，未經允許，不得轉載。
