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Online the people who already don't like the president or criticizing him for coming here, President Bush would get the same thing when he did the TV show.
網上有一些本來就不喜歡總統的人，或者吐槽他來這里的人。布什總統上電視的時候也會做這樣的事情。
This is the nature of the job I guess, especially now we have twitter. But I think it's important to remember that presidents are people too.
我想這是工作性質決定的吧，尤其是現在我們有了推特。但是我覺得有一點很重要，我們需要牢記于心。那就是總統也是人。
And from time to time we give celebrities the chance to read about some the mean things people twitter about them.
我們時不時會邀請一些名人來朗讀推特上那些關于他們的惡毒評論。
And tonight, we extend that same courtesy to our command in chief.
而今晚，我們把這份殊榮賜予我們的最高統帥。
With that said, it's time now for our president Obama edition of mean tweets.
廢話少說，接下來就是奧巴馬總統的惡毒微博特輯。
Obama's hair is looking grayer these days. Can't imagine why since he doesn't seem to be one bit worried about all that's going on.
奧巴馬的頭發最近看起來更白了。我就搞不懂原因了，因為這家伙看起來對時局一點也不擔心啊。
Is there any way we could fly Obama to some golf course halfway around the world and just leave him there?
有沒有什么辦法把奧巴馬送到世界某處的高爾夫球場，然后把他丟在那里，永遠都不要回來？
Well, RW Surfer girl, I think it's a great idea.
好吧，RW沖浪女孩，我也覺得這主意不錯。
A 30 rack of Coors Light is 23$ now at Sun Stop. Thanks, Obama.
30瓶一箱的銀子彈啤酒在 Sun Stop（賣酒的店）要賣到23美元了。真得感謝你，奧巴馬。
How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ears. That's pretty good.
如何讓奧巴馬的眼睛亮起來？用手電筒照進他的耳朵。這個主意不錯。
Somebody send Obama some lifehacks on how to be a good president. Haha, like, I bet that would be help, LOL.
誰給奧巴馬一些如何當好總統的小竅門吧。哈哈，我打賭這一定有幫助，哈哈。
Well, the lol's redundant when you have the haha.
你有了“哈哈”，那么“lol”不是多余了么？
I'm alright with the president wearing jeans. I'm not alright with president wearing THOSE jeans.
我能接受總統穿牛仔褲。但是我受不了他穿那些樣的牛仔褲。
Can I just say something? -Yeah. -I think that's mean. I don't think there's anything wrong with the jeans you wear.
我能說兩句么？-說吧。-我覺得這話說得過分了。我覺得你穿的牛仔褲沒有什么不好的。
Jimmy, I think maybe he's got his point. -Hmmm. -Have you been working out?
吉米，我想他可能是有他的理由吧。嗯,你健身嗎？
I'm Jimmy Kimmel. Are you sad that the video is over?
我是吉米·雞毛。視頻結束了，你難過嗎？
Well subscribe our youtube channel, and you'll be never sad again, ever.
請在youtube中訂閱我們的相關頻道，我保證你以后永遠也不會難過了。
