地點：菲比的轎車里
人物：喬伊，錢德勒，莫妮卡，菲比
事件：瑞秋和羅斯分手后，邀請除羅斯外的四個好友周末一起去滑雪。大家都為把羅斯一人留在家里感到難過。

Joey: Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?
Monica: Why? Do you think he's still mad at us?
Chandler: Well he's probably more mad since you called him this morning to borrow his goggles.
Joey: What? Mine aren't tinted.
Phoebe: Chandler!
Chandler: What?
Phoebe: What does the sign say?
Chandler: Beam me up Jesus.
It's a reference to star trek. People often quote "Beam me up Scotty."
Phoebe: No, the "No Smoking" sign. There's no smoking in my Grandmother's cab.②
Chandler: Okay, well, then, I–I have to go to the bathroom.
All: Oh!
Phoebe: Please!
Monica: No! No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas.
Chandler: Oh, come on, there's a rest stop right up there! Come on, I really have to goooooooooo.
"I have to go," is a very childish way to express that you need to use the bathroom. So it's cute. Chandler is saying it sarcastically. He knows how childish he is being.
Joey: Oh, now I have to go!
Since Joey is the most immature and childish out of the whole group, it makes sense for him to say it seriously.