地點：錢德勒的 公寓
人物：錢德勒，艾迪
事件：艾迪在錢德勒睡覺的時候坐在旁邊一直看他，錢德勒生氣地讓艾迪搬離公寓。
Chandler: Hey Eddie. Daahh! What’re you doing here?
Eddie: Nothing roomie, just watching you sleep.
Chandler:Why?
Eddie: Makes me feel um, peaceful, heh-heh, please.
Chandler:I can’t sleep now.
Eddie: You want me to sing?
Chandler:No,look, that’s it, it’s over. I want you out. I want you out of the apartment now.
Eddie: Woah, woah, woah, what’re, what’re you talking about man?
Chandler:Hannibal Lecter... better roommate than you.
Eddie: No. See now I don’t think you’re being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don’t see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what’s that about, huh?
Chandler:I didn’t realize that.
Eddie: Yeah.
Chandler:Get out now!!