“Seven hells!” Robert swore. “Do I have to do it myself? Piss on the both of you. Pick it up. Don't just stand there gaping, Lancel, pick it up!” The lad jumped, and the king noticed his company. “Look at these oafs, Ned. My wife insisted I take these two to squire for me, and they're worse than useless. Can't even put a man's armor on him properly. Squires, they say. I say they're swineherds dressed up in silk.”
七層地獄啊!勞勃咒罵,難道我非得親自動手不可?你兩個都是他媽的飯桶。把東西撿起來,不要光張著嘴呆在那兒。藍賽爾,快給我撿起來!那小伙子嚇得跳將起來,國王這才注意到新來的訪客。奈德,快瞧瞧這些笨蛋。我老婆堅持要我收他們當侍從,結果他們比廢物還不如。連幫人穿鎧甲都不會,這算哪門子侍從,這叫穿了衣服的豬頭。
Ned only needed a glance to understand the difficulty. “The boys are not at fault,” he told the king. “You're too fat for your armor, Robert.”
奈德只需一眼便看出問題所在。這不是他們的錯,他告訴國王,勞勃,是你太胖了,這才穿不下。
Robert Baratheon took a long swallow of beer, tossed the empty horn onto his sleeping furs, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and said darkly, “Fat? Fat, is it? Is that how you speak to your king?” He let go his laughter, sudden as a storm. “Ah, damn you, Ned, why are you always right?”
勞勃·拜拉席恩灌了一大口啤酒,把空角杯扔到獸皮睡鋪上,用手背抹抹嘴,然后陰陰地說:太胖?太胖,是嗎?你對國王是這樣講話的嗎?突然他像暴風來襲一樣哈哈大笑。啊,去你的,奈德,為什么你說的永遠都沒錯?
The squires smiled nervously until the king turned on them. “You. Yes, both of you. You heard the Hand. The king is too fat for his armor. Go find Ser Aron Santagar. Tell him I need the breastplate stretcher. Now! What are you waiting for?”
兩個侍從露出緊張的微笑,國王又轉向他們。你們,對,你們兩個,聽見首相說的話了嗎?國王太胖了,所以穿不下鎧甲。去把艾倫·桑塔加爵士找來,跟他說我需要撐開胸甲的鉗子。快去啊!還等什么?
The boys tripped over each other in their haste to be quit of the tent. Robert managed to keep a stern face until they were gone. Then he dropped back into a chair, shaking with laughter.
男孩們慌忙跑出帳篷,途中還互相絆了一跤。勞勃裝出一副嚴峻的表情直到他們離開,然后轟地坐回椅子,大笑不已。

背景介紹:
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