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Skunk
臭　鼬

"We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?"
“我們的地下室里有一只臭鼬，”打電話的人對警察調度員尖叫道。“我們怎樣才能把它弄出來？”

"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher,
“弄一些面包屑，”調度員說，

"and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."
“從地下室往外鋪一條小道直到后院。然后將地下室的門打開。”

Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher.
一段時間后，那位居民又將電話打了回來。“你們將它弄出來了嗎？”調度員問。

"No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks in there!"
“沒有，”打電話的人答道，“現在那兒有兩只臭鼬了。”

Notes:
1. skunk
n.臭鼬；臭鼬毛皮；<口>卑鄙的人；可惡的人
vt.<俚>使慘敗，使得零分；爛醉如泥
eg.
Let every man skin his own skunk.
[諺]個人自掃門前雪。
hotter than a skunk
爛醉

2.shriek=cry=scream
vt.& vi.尖叫；引人注意；發出一種類似尖叫的聲音
n.尖叫聲；尖銳的聲音：一種能使人聯想起這種尖叫的聲音

3.caller
n.呼叫者；召集者；訪問者；打電話者
adj.新鮮的

4.bread crumb面包屑

5.basement,cellar地下室

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