Keke Funny Moment

可可輕松一刻

A Mistake
搞錯(cuò)了

An Amercian, a Scot and a Canadian were killed in a car accident.
一位美國人，一位英格蘭人和一位加拿大人在一場(chǎng)車禍中喪生。

They arrived at the gates of heaven,
他們到達(dá)天堂的門口。

where a flustered St.Peter explained that there had been a mistake.
在那里，醉醺醺的圣彼德解釋說是搞錯(cuò)了。

"Give me $500 each," he said, "and I'll return you to earth as if the whole thing never happened."
“每人給我五百美元，”他說，“我將把你們送回人間，就象什么都沒有發(fā)生過一樣。”

"Done!" said the American. Instantly, he found himself standing unhurt near the scene.
“成交!”美國人說。立刻，他發(fā)現(xiàn)自己毫不損傷地站在現(xiàn)場(chǎng)附近。

"Where are the others?" asked a medic.
“其他人在哪兒？”一名醫(yī)生問道。

"Last I knew," said the American,
“我離開之前，”那名美國人說，

"the Scot was haggling price, and the Canadian was arguing that his government should pay."
“我看見英格蘭人正在砍價(jià)，而那名加拿大人正在分辯說應(yīng)該由他的政府來出這筆錢。”

Notes:
1.fluster
vt. 使慌亂，使不安
n. 慌亂，不安
eg.
She was a very calm person. Nothing could fluster her.
她是個(gè)非常沉著的人。沒什么能讓她驚慌的。

2.medic=doctor
n. 醫(yī)生；醫(yī)學(xué)院學(xué)生；

3.haggle
n. 討價(jià)還價(jià)；爭(zhēng)論
vt. 亂劈；亂砍；使疲憊
vi. 討價(jià)還價(jià)；爭(zhēng)論不休
eg.
We never haggle about principles.
我們絕不拿原則做交易。
In many countries you have to haggle before you buy things.
在許多國家里買東西之前都得討價(jià)還價(jià)。

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