馬特·達蒙逆襲占領吉米脫口秀,主持人吉米被著名演員馬特·達蒙綁架并驅逐出了自己節目,達蒙帶來了非常豪華的明星陣容。馬特·達蒙一直都是吉米秀上經久不衰的惡搞笑話,在過去的十年里,每次節目結束時吉米都要開玩笑說因為沒時間,所以沒法請達蒙來,這次終于復仇了!Could you catch this Matt Damon enlisted as a string of celebrities to take over the Jimmy Kimmel Show of his part of the mock feud that he's been having with Kimmel.
你能接受馬特·達蒙招募了一些名人接管吉米·凱米爾脫口秀嗎,他一直惡搞吉米。
"Let me ask you guys this, as an audience, is it weird to see a person with actual talent host the show?"
“讓我問問你們這些家伙,作為一名觀眾,看一個有實際能力的人才主持這等節目不感到奇怪嗎?”
"I'm very excited to be here obviously.
“很明顯我很興奮能來這里。
Jimmy has bumped me from his show 1205 times.
吉米已經第1205次放我鴿子。
For 10 years, every night I waited in that green room, and every night, Kimmel says, Apologies to Matt Damon, we run out of time.
10年以來,每天晚上我在那綠色房間等候的時候,每天晚上凱米爾都會說,抱歉馬特·達蒙,我們沒時間了。
I've been waiting for this moment for a long, long time.
我等待這一刻已經很久了。
Every time, I got bumped up on his show, he left a mock.
每一次,我被他放鴿子,他都要嘲笑我。
But if you bump a man long enough, a night will come when he bumps you back, and tonight is that night, my friends.
但如果你放一個男人鴿子足夠久,那遲早會有這樣一個晚上他會放你鴿子,今晚就是那個晚上,我的朋友。
I am in command of this ship!
現在這里我做主!
Damon's buddy, Ben Affleck and Robin Williams showed up.
達蒙的伙伴,本·阿弗萊克和羅賓·威廉姆斯出現。
Sheryl Crow was the band leader, and Nicole Kidman raised his group to me more, also joined in the band.
雪莉·克羅是這一組織的領袖,而也有比我更多的粉絲團的妮可·基德曼,也加入到了其中。