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Dry cleaners and hair cutters don't rob us blind.
干洗店和卷發(fā)器不會(huì)讓我們沒(méi)眼光。
We can leave the motel bed unmade.
我們可以不整理床鋪直接離開(kāi)旅館。
We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
一點(diǎn)點(diǎn)體貼的行為就能增加我們的信譽(yù)。
If we're 34 and single, nobody notices.
如果我們34歲，單身，沒(méi)有人會(huì)注意到。
Everything on our face stays its original color.
我們的面龐還是過(guò)去的樣子。
We can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.
我們可以安靜坐在車(chē)?yán)锵硎苈贸獭?/div>
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
三雙鞋子就足夠了。
We don't have to clean our apartment if the meter reader is coming.
如果抄表員來(lái)到房間，我們不一定非要打掃房間。
We can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
我們可以不帶任何禮物去看朋友。
We are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
我們不需要知道5種顏色以上顏色的名稱(chēng)。
We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
在我們的衣服上沒(méi)有褶皺。
Our belly usually hides our big hips.
我們的肚子通常隱藏了我們的大屁股。
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
一年四季，我們都是一個(gè)錢(qián)包，一雙鞋，一種顏色。
Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
圣誕節(jié)，12月24日，我們大約花45分鐘，為25個(gè)親人買(mǎi)禮物。
It's Great to Be a Woman Because...
做一個(gè)女人真棒……
We got off the Titanic first.
我們遇到危難總是優(yōu)先得救。
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
我們可以害怕男老板，以神秘的婦科紊亂為理由。
If we marry someone 20 years younger, we know we look like an idiot.
如果和比我們年輕20歲的人結(jié)婚，那么我們看起來(lái)想笨蛋。
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
我們有能力為自己挑選衣服。
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
在和異性說(shuō)話(huà)的時(shí)候，我們不會(huì)想象對(duì)方一絲不掛的樣子。
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
有時(shí)候巧克力真的能解決你所有的問(wèn)題。
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
我們完全可以通過(guò)看一個(gè)人鞋子來(lái)評(píng)判這個(gè)人。
We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence, because they aren't listening anyway.
我們可以評(píng)論一個(gè)男人在外表上有多糟糕，因?yàn)樗麄儾⒉辉谝膺@些。
