雷.羅馬諾是這個時代全美最受歡迎的電視明星之一,可他卻似乎不把自己當(dāng)成什么大人物,仿佛就是與你生活在同一座城市里的“average joe”。他在出演《人人都愛雷蒙德》后當(dāng)選“最受歡迎電視劇男主角”,也曾為為動畫片《冰河世紀(jì)》中的猛犸象貢獻(xiàn)了自己的聲音??此裉烊绾握?wù)撟约旱幕橐觥?/p>
Have I ever actually met your ex-wife?
我是否真的遇到了你的前妻?
Because I think your wife is the wife on television,
因?yàn)槲艺J(rèn)為你的妻子出現(xiàn)在電視上,
but that's not, the wife on television is not your ex-wife.
但這并不是,在電視上出現(xiàn)的人并不是你的前妻。
No. No, but there's very similar.
不。不,但卻非常相似。
Neither one of them will sleep with me.
她們之中沒有一位將會與我同床共枕。
Really. Yeah. I'd early, I'd early.
真的。是的。我會提早的,我會提早的。
I'd be my record, I'd be my record.
我將打破我的記錄,我將成為自己的記錄。
Yeah.You know, 25 years is great, I don't think it's a matter, but here is the thing,
是的。你知道,25年非常偉大,我不認(rèn)為這是一個問題,但問題就在這里,
I don't want to be Donald again, but I figured we have 2 years left.
我不想再次成為唐納德,但是我覺得我們已經(jīng)分開2年。
Yeah, I run the numbers. I run the number.
是的,我了解這些數(shù)字。我了解這個號碼。
But from what I've seen, from what I've witnessed,
但從我所已經(jīng)看到的,從我所已經(jīng)目睹的,
I'm almost certain, 2 years, and she's out of there.
我?guī)缀蹩梢钥隙ǖ氖?2年,她離開了那里。
Because, I'll tell you why, you're sitting.
因?yàn)?我將告訴你為什么,你坐下。
This is the exact reason how I came to this, we were sitting in the kitchen, quiet time,
這是我如何來到這里確切的原因,我們正坐在廚房里,非常安靜的時間,
both nice, I was on my laptop, you know, she's reading a book and emailing a friend,
彼此都很不錯,我在使用我的筆記本電腦,你知道,她正在閱讀一本書和一位朋友的電子郵件,
and she just put the book and looked at me and goes:
而她只是放下書并看著我,是這樣的:
I can't stand the way you type.
我無法忍受你打字的樣子。
That's seriously, yeah, exactly.
非常不好,是的,確實(shí)是這樣。
Now I see.If we were at that point, if we were at the point where my typing is annoying her.
現(xiàn)在我看到。如果我們在這一點(diǎn)上,我打字是在騷擾她。
Right.How long is until.
是的。直到已經(jīng)很久了。
You're right.You blink, I can't ask, you know.
你是對的。你眨眼,我不能問,你知道這個。
You're right, you're right. That's my friend, it's a red flag.
你是對的,你是對的。那是我的朋友,這是一個紅色的旗幟。