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Oh, great. Look at the cronut line.
這下好了。你看著牛角圈排隊人潮。
I told you we should have left sooner, but, no, you said we had to stay at temple.
我早說了我們應該早點過來，但你說不行，我們得待在廟里。
You're the rabbi.
你可是拉比啊。
Yeah, a career I was forced into because someone wanted to write his memoir.
我會去當全都是你逼的，因為某人想寫一本回憶錄。
We get it, Garry. You're adopted.
蓋瑞，你是被領養的。大家知道了。
Move up, hon. You gotta fill the gap.
親，往前走啊。隊伍都往前挪了。
I would if you would stop trying to fill my gap.
你別擠上來我，我就會往前走了。
What difference does it make? You're still gonna have the same amount of time to wait.
這有啥差別啊？往不往前走，等的時間還是一樣。
And then, in 30 years, we're all gonna die from wi-fi cancer.
而30年后，我們也全都是要死于無線網癌的。
Okay, let's all just take a breath. It looks like we're gonna be here for a while.
好了，大家平心靜氣。我們還得在這排上好一會呢。
You know what? You're right. Hi, I'm Jerri.
你說得對。我叫潔瑞。
And I'm Garry.
我叫蓋瑞。
I'm Jerri, he's Garry. I'm tall, he's small. Cute, right? That's our thing.
我是潔瑞，他是蓋瑞。我高，他矮。有愛吧？這是我們的特色。
I'm Caroline, and this is Max.
我叫卡洛琳，她叫麥克斯。
That's it. We don't have a thing.
就這樣。我們沒啥特色。
So what drew you here today?
是什么吸引了你們來呢？
Oh, well, we're trend-chasers. When something new hits, we are on it, like sea salt on dark chocolate.
我們就是流行的弄潮兒。一有新東西開始流行，我們就得追，比如那些海鹽黑巧克力啊。
We did Pinkberry, dippin' dots, kale, quinoa, Kombucha.
優格吧，氮氣冰激凌丸，羽衣甘藍，藜麥，茶菌。
All the ka's. Just' cause.
只要流行，我們必追。
Can you tell we don't have kids?
看得出我們沒有孩子嗎？
She couldn't.
她生不出。
Garry! Actually, it's true, and you can read all about it in his memoir. It's called...
蓋瑞！其實他說的是真的，欲知詳情，可以讀他的回憶錄。書名叫...
You know what? Jerri, Garry. I think we got too close too soon. Maybe we need a little space.
好了，潔瑞，蓋瑞。我們好像熟得太快了。大家還是先保留點空間吧。
We got to move up in line to get away from these people. Should I just take my top off?
我們得趕緊插前面去，不然跟他們在一起沒完沒了。需要我露奶嗎？
