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Hey, everyone. I got a cronut.
大家好啊。我買到了牛角圈。
I waited in line for two whole days.
我排了足足兩天呢。
Sophie, you bought into the hype too?
蘇菲，你也在趕這股潮流啊？
Oh, come on, you know your girl Sophie is always on trend.
廢話，你明知道姐永遠走在潮流尖端。
I was the first one wearing Crocs. I brought the Crocs craze to America.
我是第一個穿洞洞鞋的人呢。美國的洞洞鞋潮流就是我傳來的。
When I was rich, I sent 10,000 pairs of Crocs to children in Africa.
我有錢那會，我送了一萬雙洞洞鞋給非洲孩子穿。
Why, to make them less cool?
好讓他們看起來像傻逼嗎？
Look, girls, here I am in the cronut line. And here I am still in line.
你們看，這張是我在排隊。這張我也還在排。
Oh, and -- oh, and here I am riding a baby elephant.
這張是我騎一只小象。
And here I am eating a cronut.
這張就是我吃著牛角圈啦。
Max, as stupid as it is, we've got to go over there.
麥克斯，雖然這東西蠢爆了，我們還是得去。
We need to figure out what they have that we don't.
去了解一下什么是人家有而我們沒有的。
Oh, I'll tell you what they have. Cronuts.
我現在就能回答你。是牛角圈。
