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That's weird. We still have three red velvets left.
真奇怪。居然還剩了三個紅絲絨小蛋糕。
I guess that bulimic girl didn't come in today.
那個催吐妹今天沒來吧。
No, she's here. She's in the bathroom.
她來了啊。在廁所里吐呢。
Hmm, if I save these for her, would that be helping or hurting?
如果我幫她保留了，這算是幫她還是害她呢？
Hey, everybody.
大家好啊。
Speaking of hurting, here comes a pain in my ass.
說到煩，最讓我煩的人來了。
Han, do you want the last red velvet?
阿憨，你要最后一個紅絲絨嗎？
The other two are for the bulimic girl. I made the call.
另外兩個要留給催吐妹。我做了決定。
No more cupcakes for me. I've been on a juice cleanse for six days.
我不再吃小蛋糕了。我在做六天的果汁排毒療程。
Han's on the prowl, and I got to keep this body tight, son.
阿憨要獵艷，必須保持緊實體態啊。
I'm in the dating pool, you know.
我也是約會池里的泡妞大將呢。
Yeah, the shallow end. You know those cleanses never work, right?
兒童潛水池嗎。你知道排毒療程一點屁用都沒有吧？
Really? Then how do you explain this?
是嗎 那你怎么解釋這個？
I don't know. Am I supposed to rub it and make a wish?
我不知道。是要我摸摸肚皮然后許愿嗎？
Not bad for having three kids, Han.
生過三孩子的媽來說，你身材不錯哦。
What? You don't see my abs coming in?
啥？你們沒瞧見我的腹肌嗎？
I see one large ab coming in.
我看見了一團大腹肌。
That's at least a two-pack.
這起碼也有兩塊。
Han, the real Tupac is more alive than your two-pack.
阿憨，圖派克本人都比你那兩塊還生龍活虎。
I'm gonna give this last cupcake away as a free sample.
我要把這最后一塊當免費試吃樣品。
My promotional tweets haven't been getting much love lately.
我最近的推廣微薄反映好像不太好。
What'd you say? I black out whenever you use work words.
你說啥了？你提到跟工作有關的詞我就大腦斷電。
All I said was "promotional tweets" and "sample." What?
我就說了"推廣微博"與"樣品"。什么？
