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Is that the theme song from Sex and the City?
你的鈴聲是《欲望都市》的主題曲嗎？
You know it is. I'm a Charlotte.
這還用說嗎。我是夏綠蒂那一型的。
So am I! There's not a lot of us.
我也是！像我們這一型的不多呢。
I'm all the dead girls from American Horror Story.
我是《美國恐怖故事》中所有死去姑娘的那型。
Well, let's get this train on the tracks. Follow me, Charlotte.
言歸正傳，該干正事了。跟我來，夏綠蒂。
I'm not giving up on our cappuccino machine.
新咖啡機的事我可不會就此放棄。
I'm gonna work Han hard until he gives it to me. Yes, I just heard how that sounded.
我會使勁給阿憨上"活兒"到他給我為止。不用說，我也聽到自己語中的歧義了。
Okay, Luis, here's how the tables work. We got the four-tops. We got the two-tops. Are you a top?
路易斯，桌子是分成這樣的。有上限四人桌，也有上限兩人桌。你也在"上"面嗎？
Oh, please. No one is pushing this $25,000 face into a pillow.
廢話。價值兩萬五的臉蛋，哪能做"受"被壓枕頭上。
I'm ready to order.
我準(zhǔn)備好點餐了。
Luis, why don't you take that table? It's part of your training, and I don't want to.
路易斯，你去搞定那桌吧？這是你的訓(xùn)練，而且我也不想去。
Earl, that's the new day waiter. He's also the new gay waiter.
厄爾，他是上白班的新服務(wù)員。他也是新的"基"務(wù)員。
Oh, I love the gays. They turned an old crack house in my neighborhood into a cheese shop.
我愛死男同們了。他們把我家那邊一間老吸毒房裝修成了奶酪店。
I heard that cheese shop has really good crack.
我聽說那家奶酪店賣的毒品很不錯呢。
What's the soup of the day?
今天的例湯是什么？
What does it say on the board?
你沒看見板子上怎么寫的嗎？
And you're trained.
你已經(jīng)出師了。
Max, Han said no, and we need that cappuccino maker for our shop
麥克斯，阿憨拒絕了，我們店里需要一臺好咖啡機，
if we're ever gonna compete with the Starbucks around the corner or the other corner or the other corner.
不然我們怎么跟街角的星巴克，以及另一個街角，還有另外個街角的店斗呢。
Or the one that's currently being built in my ass.
還有正在我屁股上大興土木的那家。
What? It's prime real estate. Everything else in Williamsburg is taken.
干嘛？我那也是黃金地段好嗎。威廉斯堡地區(qū)已經(jīng)沒有任何空位了。
Caroline, you need a cappuccino machine?
卡洛琳，你想要卡布奇諾咖啡機嗎？
I can get you one cheap. I know a guy.
我能幫你弄到便宜的。我認(rèn)識個人。
And if you need clean urine or a micro pig, I also know that guy.
哪天需要干凈尿液樣本或迷你豬，我也有認(rèn)識的人。
Oh, my God. Who was that?
偶的天啊。他是誰？
Oh, that's -- that's Oleg. He's the cook.
剛才是奧列格。他是廚子。
He is gorgeous.
他真是太正點了。
