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What if I told you I already got you what you want?
如果說我已經實現了你們的愿望呢？
A high-end cappuccino machine?
高端卡布奇諾咖啡機嗎？
Listen, blonde ambition. I know you only want me to get one, so you can use it at your cupcake window.
聽好了，金發野心妹。我知道你想我買新咖啡機的原因，是因為方便你們小蛋糕窗口也能賣咖啡。
How dare you? Unless you're comfortable with that.
你怎么能這么說？但如果你樂意的話那也行啊。
No, I meant the new day waiter. He's in the kitchen. Go train the new guy.
不，我說的是上白班的員工。他就在廚房里。去訓練新人吧。
What happened to the guy we told you to fire? We loved him.
我們叫你炒掉的白班員工去哪了？我們很喜歡他呢。
Okay, we'll go train the new guy now. But about that coffeemaker, what if go halfsies with you?
好，我們現在就去訓練新人。但新的咖啡機，要不我們跟你一人出一半？
We can't afford to go halfsies. We can't even go quarter-sies or eighth-sies or whatever's after eighth-sies.
我們出不了一半。連四分之一都出不起，八分之一與八分之一后的也出不起。
Sixteenth-sies. Shoot yourselves.
十六分之一。你們都去死吧。
Did he say train the new guy or new gay?
他剛說訓練新人，還是訓練基人？
Hi, you must be the new day waiter.
你好，你一定是新的白班服務員。
Ah, you must be the late girls who are supposed to train me. Yes, I'm Luis.
你們一定就是上晚班，要負責訓練我的女孩們。是的，我叫路易斯。
Did he say Luis or Louise?
他是說路易斯還是露易絲？
I'll be out in a minute. I'll be out in a minute.
我馬上就好。我得等我臉上的面霜干了。
Oh, I always wait for the cream to dry. It's the polite thing to do. I'm Max.
我向來也都是等它自然干的。這樣比較禮貌。我叫麥克斯。
Oh, Max is funny. Look at her. Oh, funny to mask the pain. I see you.
麥克斯真搞笑。瞧她。用搞笑來掩蓋悲傷。我看懂你的憂傷。
Oh, and you're both pretty. Look at blondie. What have you had done?
你們倆都很漂亮啊。看這金發妞。你整過哪里了？
Oh, me? Nothing, but thank you. I'm Caroline.
我嗎？沒整過，謝謝夸獎啊。我叫卡洛琳。
Well, nice to meet you, but we won't be friends. I don't get attached.
幸會幸會，但我們不會成為朋友。我不與人發展情誼。
All my life, I've been a waiter, 27 years.
我干了一輩子的服務員，大概27年了。
I've been a waiter 27 years too, and I'm only 26.
我也干了27年的服務員，而且我才26歲呢。
And I don't get personal, so don't ask me how old I am.
我不會過問你們的私事，所以也別問我幾歲。
I am 53. But my face is 5.
我53歲了。但我的臉蛋看上去只有5歲。
You look amazing. I've only been waiting tables two years.
你看起來容光煥發。我只有兩年的服務員經歷。
My main focus is our cupcake business. We just opened a walk-up window...
我的主要重心擺在我們的小蛋糕生意。我們新開了一個外賣窗口...
Honey, honey, I don't need to know your life. You don't need to know mine.
親，親，我不用知道你的人生。你也不用知道我的。
Did my father put a gun in his mouth at my seventh birthday party?
我爸爸有在我七歲生日派對上飲彈自盡嗎？
Yes, but I don't bring that to work.
有的，但我也不會上班說。
And I'm in love with you.
我已經愛上你了。
Don't do that. Don't fall in love with me.
別這樣。別愛上我。
You know those gays that don't like women? I'm one of them.
你知道那些不愛女人的基佬嗎？我就是其中之一。
