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Want a cat? Free cat? Want a cat?
想養只喵星人嗎？要免費喵星人嗎？想養只喵星人嗎？
You are going to love it here. Park Slope is like the Beverly Hills of Brooklyn.
你一定會愛上這里的。公園坡區就像是布魯克林的比佛利山莊。
Here comes a good one.
貌似來了個有錢人。
Hey. Want a cat. Excuse me? Cat?
想養只喵星人嗎。你剛說什么？喵星人？
Yeah, I'll take some crack.
好，給我來點可卡因。
She said "cat." We're looking for a nice home for a cat.
她說的是"喵星人"。我們在為貓找一個完美的家。
Oh, so no crack. No.
所以不是可卡因。不是。
Well, why would I want a cat? I'm a crackhead.
我干嘛要養一只貓？老子愛的是嗑藥好嗎。
Well, kitty, as hard as this is, I think it's time to let you back out there into the world.
小喵喵，雖然這個決定很艱難，我覺得是時候讓你重回這個世界的懷抱了。
At least we leave you in a rich neighborhood. You'll have a better shot at life.
至少我們把你放在一個有錢人的住宅區。讓你新生活的起點更高。
Max, you are okay with this?
麥克斯，你真的狠得下心嗎？
Well, I was more okay when I did this with my cousin's baby. There you go.
我當初把我親戚家的熊孩子扔在街上時，比現在還狠得下心。你自由了。
Oh, yeah. Move him to the next house. South-facing sun. Pre-war building. She'll love it.
對，把她放到隔壁房子。朝南向陽，還是戰前風格建筑。她肯定會喜歡的。
There you go. You live in Park Slope now.
走吧。你現在住公園坡區。
You can adopt an African baby and wheel it around in a $900 stroller.
這里的人喜歡收養一個非洲寶寶，然后把它放在價值900塊的嬰兒車里到處晃悠。
Can you believe that was my plan "B"?
你怎么知道這是我的后備計劃？
Run! Run away. Go. Ah, screw it. She lives here now.
走！快走開。走吧。算了，她現在就住這里。
Look. They have a piano. You can make videos.
瞧。這家人有臺鋼琴耶。你可以錄玩鋼琴的視頻。
You'll be a Youtube star. Bye, kitty.
你肯定會成為網上紅貓。再見了，小喵喵。
Wow, I'm shocked you didn't stop me.
我真驚訝你居然沒攔著我
Stop you? If I had known that was option, I would have had you stuff me in there.
攔著你？如果我早知道可以這樣，我會讓你把我扔到那房子里面。
