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Maxy. Maxy. Maxy, Maxy, Maxy. Now do me.
麥麥，麥麥。麥麥，麥麥，小麥麥?，F在換你拍我。
First of all, I own the diner now. Secondly, don't ever do that again.
首先，現在餐廳歸我了。其次，再也別做這事。
I guess I'll just have to spank myself.
看來我只能孤屁自打了。
No surprise there.
必須得。
I hope you're happy. I found Jinxy's owners on Facebook.
現在你開心啦。我在臉書上找到了金科希的主人。
Not one pic of kitty, not even a status update saying, "We found our cat."
里面連一張小喵喵的照片都沒有，甚至找到貓了也不更新狀態說"我們找到我們的貓了"。
But she is more than willing to talk about her Reverse French Manicure and posts pictures of a meal.
相比之下她更喜歡在上面談論她的法式美甲，而且還上傳食物的照片。
I know she's gonna make herself throw up later.
不過她等下肯定會摳喉嚨吐出來的。
Come on, Max. There's got to be one photo of kitty.
別這樣嘛，麥克斯?？隙〞行∵鬟鞯恼掌?。
You found one?
你找到了嗎？
No, that manicure is heaven.
沒有，但那美甲真漂亮。
Max, photos or not, we need to focus on the fact that the cat is back with the guy who loves her.
麥克斯，不管有沒有照片，我們都得面對事實，那只貓已經回到了愛她的人身邊。
The guy who loves her? He doesn't love kitty.
愛她的人？他才不愛小喵喵呢。
If he did, why aren't there any pictures of her at his first wedding?
如果他愛她的話，為什么他第一次結婚小喵喵都沒合照到？
What, he couldn't spring for a cat tuxedo? They're, like, 20 bucks.
干嘛，難道他買不起貓咪穿的西服嗎？也就20塊錢而已。
I know because I have one on my garden gnome.
我知道價格，是因為我給我的花園矮人買過。
This is not a loving home. Pics, or it didn't happen.
這不是一個有愛的家。無圖無真相。
Okay, Max. Okay, just say it. I put the cat in an abusive home.
好吧，麥克斯，你何不直接說。我把貓扔去了一個虐待家庭。
You put the cat in an abusive home.
你把貓扔去了一個虐待家庭。
