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Let's go! In less than five minutes, it went from 24 to 31,
走吧！在剛才的五分鐘里，就從24只變成了31只，
and I saw two cats in the corner doing it doggie style.
我還看到兩只喵星人在角落用"狗"爬式做愛呢。
So in two months, we could be looking at 50 cats.
再過兩個月，估計就能突破50只喵星人了。
Max, you can't get pregnant doggie style. Right?
麥克斯，用狗爬式不會懷孕啦。對吧？
We can't go back in. There's so much hair in there, I saw a cat using a lint roller.
我們不能進去了。里面毛掉得滿坑滿谷，我看見一只喵星人在用粘毛刷呢
Okay, but if we don't leave her here, we only have one other option.
好吧，但如果不把她留在這里，我們就只剩一條路了。
No, kitty is not going to a shelter.
不行，不許送喵喵去收容所。
Why? Lots of cats get adopted and end up in beautiful homes.
為什么？很多貓都被人收養，然后住進一個漂亮的家。
Look, I didn't want to say this, but she's not pretty enough.
我不想說出口，但她不夠漂亮。
What are you talking about?
你在說什么呢？
She's not pretty enough.
她不夠漂亮。
Come on, she doesn't have classic good looks, but she's adorkable.
別這樣，雖然她沒有經典的美貓臉，但也呆萌呆萌的啊。
We cannot take her to a shelter. She'll die there.
我們不能送她進動物收容所。她會死在里面。
And, yeah, everyone says they want one with a nice personality,
而且雖然大家都說想要性格好的，
but they really just want a hot, sexy, young kitten who still gets excited about balls in her face.
但真正想要的還是性感熱辣"小野貓"，看到球在面前還會很興奮的那種。
Everything okay, ladies?
姑娘們，一切還好嗎？
No, everything is far from okay. My boots are now UGGs, thanks to all the cat hair in there.
不，一點都不好。我的皮靴變雪地靴了，真的謝謝你里面漫天飛舞的貓毛。
Ow! Stop it! Sorry, that's Gina. She's bipolar, and she refuses to take her meds. Ow! Ow! Stop it, Gina!
不許抓！抱歉，是娜娜。她有躁郁癥，而且還不愿意吃藥?？焱Ｊ?！娜娜！
I'm sorry, Catherine. This isn't gonna work out.
凱瑟琳，對不起了。這事情看來是不行了。
It's nothing personal. It's just that you're crazy.
其實不是你不好。只是你是個瘋子。
Truly, I'm heartbroken. I already have a name picked out for her. Veronica two.
我真的好心碎啊。我都替她取好名字了呢。薇薇二號。
Ow! Stop it! I got to go! Who wants treat?
停下！我得先進去了！誰想吃貓零食？
Um, just so we all know, Veronica one committed suicide, right?
我就確認一下，薇薇一號是自殺的，對吧？
Kitty, we're gonna find you a nice home.
喵喵，我們會給你找戶好人家。
