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900 and counting. Comin' through. Where do you want them?
九百個(gè)小蛋糕。新鮮出爐。你想讓我放哪？
Put 'em over here, next to the world's slowest helper.
這里，就放在史上動(dòng)作最慢的幫手旁邊。
It took you longer to make that one cupcake than it took James Cameron to make Avatar.
你裱一個(gè)小蛋糕的花比詹姆斯·卡梅隆拍一部《阿凡達(dá)》還慢。
Well, I been doing this for two minutes, and I have to say... not for me.
這活我干了兩分鐘，不得不說(shuō)...不適合我。
But you know what is for me? Another free cognac.
你知道我適合干什么嗎？再"干"一杯免費(fèi)白蘭地。
Ready for another sea breeze, Han?
準(zhǔn)備好再來(lái)一杯海風(fēng)了嗎，小憨憨？
Not before I get this right. And you don't want to see me on two sea breezes.
等我弄好了再說(shuō)。而且你不會(huì)想看到我兩杯海風(fēng)下肚后的樣子。
What happens, you become Lindsay Lo-Han?
會(huì)怎么樣，你會(huì)變成"林賽·蠢憨"嗎？
Okay, let me show you how it's done.
好吧，讓我來(lái)教你怎么做。
There, you feel how that is, Han? Uh, yes. Ok.
這樣，感覺到了嗎，阿憨？有吧？好的。
Now just squeeze that bag. Good. Little harder. Good. Little harder.
現(xiàn)在用力擠那袋"奶油"。很好。再用力點(diǎn)。很好。再用力點(diǎn)。
I'm humiliated.
丟死人了。
It's okay, Han, it happens to a lot of guys their first time.
沒關(guān)系啦，阿憨，很多男人第一次都會(huì)這樣。
Get yourself a tissue and clean yourself off, like everyone else.
趕緊像別人那樣拿張紙巾，擦擦干凈。
Han, you're off the bag. I'm moving you to batter.
阿憨，這活你不用干了。我要派你去攪面粉。
It's not a demotion, it's just that you stink at this. I wanna give you something easier.
這不是降職，只是你裱花太爛。我想讓你去干點(diǎn)容易的。
