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No, no, no. Nothing, nothing, nothing!
沒有，沒有。沒發現，沒發現！
No, no, no, no. Nothing, nothing, nothing!
沒有，沒有。沒發現，沒發現！
No, no, no, no, no! Nothing, nothing, no!
沒有，沒有。沒發現，沒發現！
It's not here, which means it's in one of those already-baked cupcakes.
不在這里，那就意味著那只耳環在其中一個做好的小蛋糕里。
Let's go. We have to start pulling these apart.
來吧。我們得開始逐個掰開找。
Really? Come on, don't be ridiculous.
來真的??？拜托，別小題大作嘛。
Look, worst-case scenario, one of the 1,000 cupcakes has an earring in it.
最壞的情況不過也是在一千個小蛋糕中有一個里面有只耳環。
We'll tell them it's a surprise.
跟客人說是驚喜禮物就好啦。
No, the worst-case scenario is someone bites into it, rips their lip open, and sues us.
不行，最壞的情況是有人吃到那個小蛋糕，把嘴唇弄破了，然后把我們告上法庭。
Let them sue us. We don't have any money.
隨便他們告。反正我們沒錢賠。
And that's why we'll go to jail.
所以我們就會進監獄。
Yep, I'll be locked up raw and forced to be someone's girlfriend.
沒錯，我會被關進大牢，然后被迫做別人的女玩物。
I mean, I'm a bad girlfriend out of prison.
我在監獄外已經是個壞女友了。
It's not gonna be any easier with big joan.
跟監獄大姐大在一起能好過嗎。
Calm down. If we go to prison, I'll be your girlfriend.
淡定。如果我們進監獄，我來做你的女友。
Until someone hotter comes along, 'cause that's the way it goes in prison.
直到有更性感的妞進來取代我，監獄里都是這樣。
Start looking. I am not going to smash 900 cupcakes.
開始找吧。我才不要捏爛我辛苦做的九百個小蛋糕。
Then we'll just have to start over.
那我們只好全部重做啦。
Oh, no, I would rather hitch a ride west and become a sister-wife.
不要，我寧愿搭個順風車去西部，然后跟別的女人共事一夫。
This is crazy. Can't I just text them and tell them we can't do the job?
這太瘋狂了。就不能發短信告訴他們這活我們干不了嗎？
No, you can't text them. We need the money.
不，你不能這樣做。我們需要這筆錢。
