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Oh, what, just cause dad took your money back, I'm supposed to give him all mine, too?
就因為老爸拿了你的錢，我就也要還錢給他嗎？
Yes, yes. Because it was your stupid idea. Okay?
沒錯，因為是你出的蠢主意，好嗎？
Oh, my god. How am I gonna tell Cam I gave away his entire inheritance?
天吶，我該怎么跟小卡說我把他繼承的遺產都白白給人了？
I don't know.
我不知道。
Oh, hey! Is there a future doctor in the house?
這屋里是不是有個未來的醫生啊？
Yeah, I think he's upstairs, feeling up Haley.
是啊，在樓上和海莉親熱呢。
No -- you, Alex Einstein.
不，是你啊，艾利克斯·愛因斯坦。
Whatever you're doing, please stop.
不管你在做什么，打住吧。
She's still mad.
她還在生氣。
Yeah, so am I.It's not fair, okay? Dad gave you the same amount of money for your down payment.
我也是。這不公平好嗎？老爸給了你們一樣的錢交首付。
What? Jay loaned us that money?
什么？那錢是杰借的？
Oh, my god. You don't know. Yes. Yes. Makes you wonder what else she's lied about, huh?
天吶，你不知道，沒錯。讓你懷疑她還扯了什么謊，對吧？
Wait -- I've owed jay money for 20 years, and you never told me?
等等，我欠了杰20年錢你都沒跟我說？
I didn't think you'd want to take it.
我覺得你不會想要。
I finally understand the invisible wall that's been between jay and me all this time.
我總算知道我和杰之間為什么總是有隔閡了。
This is why we're not laughing about that crazy grill, taking an awesome selfie with it, posting it on instagram, sending hilarious e-mails back and forth!
所以我們沒有把那個破烤架當笑話，在它旁邊來張自拍發到社交網絡上往來搞笑郵件！
Remember when the grill went nuts?Oh, yeah. That was hilarious.You're hilarious.
還記得那個破烤架嗎？記得，超搞笑。你才搞笑呢。
So what, he's a doctor? I could be a doctor. I still have the white coat from when I worked at the clinique counter.
他不就是個醫生嗎？我也能當醫生。在碧倩前臺工作時穿的白大褂我還留著呢。
Hey. So, Gloria says it's Joe's bath time.
歌洛莉亞說該給喬洗澡了。
He just had one.
他剛洗過。
What's with the robe, Hef?
浴袍是怎么回事，赫夫？
I don't know who that is, but I took off my shirt to protect it from splash Gordon over here.
我不知道那是誰，我把襯衫脫了，免得被這位神濺手弄濕。
Adorbs.
好可愛。
Can you grab me that juice box?
能遞下那盒果汁嗎？
Yeah, sure.
好。
Anyway...Like I was saying before...Remember how, when I was in the hospital --
話說回來...就像我剛剛說的...記得，我住院時...
Oh, no! Oh, man, this is gonna stain! I need to take it off and soak it.
不好了！會留下印子的！得把它脫下來泡著。
You could put on my shirt. It's hanging right there.
你可以穿我的襯衫，就在那里掛著。
Oh, thanks. It's a little boxy. Do you have a chunky belt?
謝了。有點大，你有皮帶嗎？
Uh...yeah, I guess.
有。
