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Before I forget, I printed up more of our cupcake business cards
趁還記得，我去加印了小蛋糕店的名片
So we can hand them out at the Williamsburg crafts fair.
方便我們?nèi)ネ贡な止に嚻氛箷r分發(fā)
Oh, can't wait. Me and you handing out free cupcakes
哇，"迫不及待"啊。陪你去白送人小蛋糕
stuck between hipsters selling crochet iPad sleeves and salt peppers and salt pepper shakers.
還得跟一票賣毛織物，iPad套，調(diào)味料以及調(diào)味料瓶的廢柴嬉皮士混一起
We are not just giving them away for free. It's marketing.
那不是白送，那叫做打開市場
One person eats it and spreads it around their friends. So we are herpes.
顧客吃了滿意，以口相傳就能無人不知。我們跟皰疹一樣以口相傳啊
Hello, Sophie. If you looked any sweeter, you would fire up my diabetes.
你好啊，蘇菲。你再"甜"美一點，我的糖尿病就要病發(fā)了
Oh, Earl. You wouldn't be the first man to lose a limb over me.
厄爾。為我缺胳膊少腿的男人多了。
Sophie, I'm surprised to see you in here.
蘇菲，你的大駕光臨真是始料未及啊
Stutter buzz says you and Oleg are no longer together.
江湖謠傳你跟奧列格分手了呢
Wow, this little girl likes to gossip. Yes?
哎喲，這小妞是個小八卦天后呢
Won't you scutter your little butt over there and get me the menu the way you are supposed to?
大人的事小孩別插嘴，盡你的本份乖乖拿菜單來就行了
Hey, Max, Caroline. Come see me in my booth.
麥克斯，卡洛琳。過來卡座一談。
Are we over here so Oleg can't see you through the kitchen window?
坐這么遠(yuǎn)是因為奧列格沒辦法從廚房窗口看到你嗎
What is this? Diner or back issue of Cosmopolitan magazines?
這里是哪里呀，是餐館還是過期的《時尚》八卦雜志啊
I grew up reading Cosmo. I mean, what a six-year-old doesn't need to know?
我小時候也愛讀《時尚》。小孩不該看的內(nèi)容全有呢
The hidden male erogenous zones. It's the nipples, the end.
例如，男性不為人知的敏感帶是哪呢？是乳頭，報告完畢
I came to give you girls a cleaning job tomorrow.
我是來通知你們明天有打掃的活
We can't tomorrow. We are doing the crafts fair.
我們明天沒空，要去參加手工藝品展
We are turning down a real paying job to go to the crap fair?
我們放著正經(jīng)錢不賺去白癡展白送嗎
Yes, it's important that we focus on the cupcake business.
沒錯。我們得"齊心"放"心思"進(jìn)"去"小蛋糕生意啊
And you can't spell "focus" without "us". Or FU.
齊心，才能放心思進(jìn)去啊。"去"你媽的"去"咩。
