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Max's homemade cupcakes. Max's delicious homemade cupcakes
麥克斯自制小蛋糕。麥克斯美味自制小蛋糕
Let's move this along. Max's homemade cupcakes.
我來快進吧，麥克斯自制小蛋糕
Max. Come on. Could you at least try and have a better attitude at the crafts fair?
麥克斯。別這樣，你好歹配合一下，好好推銷嘛
I was doing fine until my hair got gang feather by that girl from that church of good vibes.
在那個教堂妞把老娘的頭發弄上幫派羽毛前，我一直很配合啊
Hi! I'm from the Funnel Cake booth back there
您好！我是后邊的荷蘭網型蛋糕攤的
and your little table is sadder than watching the notebook at a funeral.
你們這可悲的小桌子比喪禮還讓人悲痛
Hey Dutch girl, why don't you go stick your finger in a dyke.
喂，荷蘭妞，這么愛指手畫腳，不去堵水壩可惜啊
I'm sure you can find one over near the plus sized denim.
旁邊的大碼牛仔褲肯定有洞讓你堵
Max, please. We are all business woman here.
麥克斯，放輕松，我們都是商人嘛
Yeah. Some of us wearing table cloth on their heads.
是啊，不過某些商人把桌巾戴頭上呢
Just so you know they make shift tables cause we are just starting out.
我們是剛起步的小生意，所以才用簡陋的移動桌子
We've only been in business eight months.
我們才開始營業八個月
Heidi, how long have we been funneling?
海蒂，我們營業多久了啊
Everyday 24-7 for the past three months.
全天候24小時，三個月無休
And we already have a booth. Yeah we do.
我們都有個攤位了。說得沒錯
I have to say you girls really take the fun out of funnel.
網型蛋糕，真因你們倆而無趣
Actually we put the fun in the funnel. See? You can't start "funnel" without "fun". Or fu.
錯，我們是把樂趣融入其中。瞧，充滿樂趣的網型蛋糕啊。樂你媽的"去"
Three months and they've already had a booth. We're behind.
我們落后人家了，她們才開業三個月呢
Max's homemade cupcakes. Take this! See? Success!
麥克斯自制小蛋糕。給我拿著！瞧，成功了
Scaring people into participating isn't success. It's Scientology.
恐嚇別人來參與不叫成功，而叫科學神教。
Calling Sophie we're taking that job.
打電話給蘇菲，那活兒我們接了。
