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You'd better have a good reason you're late,
你遲到最好有個好理由
because I managed to get here on time despite removing the disease pigeon feathers from my hair.
因為我花不少時間把病鴿子羽毛從頭發上弄下來，也一樣沒遲到
I do. So today when we were cleaning up that apartment
我有。今天我們不是打掃那間公寓嘛
and I had my hands in a total stranger's toilet,
當我把手放在一個陌生人的馬桶里時
I realized if we're really gonna be successful, we've got to think outside the bull.
我意識到我們真想成功，就必須得打破思維
So after I thoroughly washed my hands, I know they never really come off though, right?
所以當我把手徹底洗干凈后，我知道那是永遠洗不掉的，對吧
Off your soul, I mean.
如跗骨之蛆玷污你的靈魂
I made a call to a connection I know and got us a real cupcake job. And it's in Manhattan.
我打了個電話找人拉關系，給咱倆接了個蛋糕單子。還是在曼哈頓哦
It's the first birthday party for the son of a socialite.
是某個社會名流之子的一歲生日
60 cupcakes with buttercream frosting. Up top. Buttercream?
60個奶油糖霜的小蛋糕，擊個掌吧。奶油？
This is not the response I was expecting from my business partner.
我可不想我的合伙人給我這種反應哦
I was expecting wooo! Awesome job! Thumbs up, buddy.
我要是的"喲呵"，干得好，太棒了，伙計
Why? Is your business partner on a show of Nicklodeon?
為什么？你的合伙人又不是兒童節目主持
Look, I don't do buttercream. Buttercream is a bitch.
聽著，我不做奶油蛋糕。奶油是個賤人
If it doesn't stay refrigerated, it falls apart as fast as a two-celebrity marriage.
如果不把它冷藏好，它會比名人的婚姻塌得還快
