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How could ketchup get this hard?
這番茄醬漬怎么能變得這么硬啊
You just hold it in your hand like this, and say you are the biggest ketchup I've ever had.
只需要用手這么握住，對它說，你是我用過最"大"的番茄醬
Hey, everybody. I got it, I got it.
各位，得到啦，得到啦
Don't panic. At least you caught it in the early stage.
別緊張，早發現早治療嘛
No, I got the papers so we can see if our ticket win the lottery.
錯，我是指我有刊登彩票中獎號碼的報紙啦
120 million dollars.
頭獎有一億兩千萬呢。不錯啊
Fun. If we win, I will get an eighth of my trust fund back.
中獎的錢，相當于我信托基金的八分之一呢
Come on. Now, who's got our ticket?
快點吧，彩票在誰那里
I've got the ticket. I put it here.
在我這，我放這里了
I figured it's for everybody else gets lucky.
我這里也算是一塊洞天"福地"嘛
By the way, if we win, I'm gonna buy a condo right next to Great Adventure and go there everyday drunk.
對了，如果贏了，我要在游樂園旁買個公寓，天天醉醺醺地去游樂園玩
Also put a soda fridge in my garage for show.
還要在車庫里擺個炫富用的飲料冰箱
Earl, what are you gonna do with your share if we win?
厄爾，如果贏了，你打算拿你那筆錢干嘛呢
Well, I'll get out of this club chop as fast as I can,
我會立馬逃離這個火坑
and set me up with some kind of Hugh Hefner situation.
然后讓自己坐擁后宮佳麗三千
Here we go, for the big money.
謎底要揭曉了，大獎最后花落誰家呢
Woo. If I win, hello Netflix subscription.
我要是贏了，立馬去訂云端影片臺
We need a 6, a 10, a 5, a 12 and a 9.
中獎號碼是6，10，5，12和9號
And the first number is 6! And the second number is 47.
我們第一個數字是6！第二個數字是47
Good thing I didn't pay my share of the tickets yet, suckers!
幸好姐沒付給你們彩票錢，白癡們
