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Next! Next!
下一個！下一個！
This is unbelievable. Everyone trying to get their taxes filed by midnight.
真不可思議。大家都想趕在半夜前把自己的稅單寄出去
Wow, I haven't seen this much last-minute licking since the cops raided that Thai massage parlor.
哇，自從上次警察突襲泰式按摩院后，我再也沒見過這么多"舔"最后一口的人
I'll grab an extension form. You get in line.
我去拿一張延期申請表，你去排隊
The line's longer than I expected. No, we have to file. She's nursing. Don't worry. We're fine.
這隊伍比我想象中要長。不，我們一定得報稅。他在吃奶。別擔心，我們沒事
I'm a bum. She's got a baby hanging off her nipple and her taxes are done.
我就是個懶蛋，人家還有個孩子在吸奶，可她的稅都弄好了
Max, you can't compare yourself to other people. You'll do it your way.
麥克斯，別拿別人跟自己比。你有你的步調
And there's a blind guy. No eyes, taxes done.
那還有個瞎子?？炊伎床灰姡思叶愐矆蠛昧?/div>
I guess he wasn't distracted by YouTube clips.
可能人家不會被在線視頻分心
Don't be so hard on yourself. You're filing an extension, and then you'll get them done.
別對自己這么苛刻。你申請了延期，之后就會報上了
You say I'm going to file, but will I? I say I'm going to clean out my purse, but do I?
你說我會補報稅，可我真的會嗎？我還說我要整理我的包包呢，可我做了嗎
Sophie says she's gonna tell Oleg, but did she?
蘇菲還說她會跟奧列格坦白，可她說了嗎
An extension is just another excuse for me to put it off and create a bigger mess.
申請延期只是個讓我推遲報稅，然后把事情弄得越來越糟的借口
Hey, Max. What's up?
麥克斯，你好嗎
Bob. Wow, what are you doing here?
鮑勃，你怎么在這兒
Oh, I just filed my taxes like everyone else. Bob had a good year. Ha.
就跟其他人一樣，來報稅唄。鮑勃今年盆滿缽滿啊
Who was that? My dealer.
那是誰？我的藥頭。
Forget the extension. If my pot dealer can file, I can file.
去他的延期。如果我的藥頭可以報稅，那我也可以
We still have half an hour.
我們還有半個小時
Run home and get my W-2s while I stay in line and fill out the 1040.
我邊排隊邊填1040表，你跑回家把我的W-2表拿過來
Maybe I should stay and fill it out, and you can run home.
要不我呆著這兒幫你填，你跑回家拿
No, I have to do this. Don't worry, if I get stumped, I'm surrounded by procrastinators.
不，我得親力親為。別擔心，如果我不會填，我周圍都是拖延癥者
One of them will help... eventually. Okay, here's a pen.
總會有人...，幫我的。好的，那筆給你
I'm gonna go drop off Earl's return in the slot, and I'll be back as soon as I can. Okay.
我去把厄爾的報稅單投進郵筒，然后我會盡快趕回來。好。
Uh, hi, can you hold my place while I get a tax form for this year?
你好，我去拿今年的報稅單時，能幫我占一下位置嗎
Oh, cutting it close. You're worse than me. Go, I got your back. And she's got your front.
時間掐得真緊，你比我還拖拉?？烊?，我幫你占著后面。前面被她占著
