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No. I'm more of a lover than a fighter.
不，比起斗毆，我更喜歡走慈愛路線。
Well, that's the goal, anyway.
反正我的目標(biāo)也是這個(gè)。
Okay, papi, whatever you decide.
寶貝，你開心就好。
Don't let him leave this room!
不要讓他離開這個(gè)房間！
Maybe you should teach him how to hit.
也許該由你來(lái)教他。
Oh, my God. Check it out.
天吶，看這個(gè)。
Rose got your breakup text and wrote back.
羅思收到了你的分手短信，給了回復(fù)。
She mad.
她發(fā)火了。
What? Give me that.
怎么發(fā)火了，把手機(jī)給我。
Thanks for the dumbest breakup text ever.
謝謝你發(fā)來(lái)史上最蠢的分手短信。
Don't call a girl awesome, then break up with her.
不要夸一個(gè)女孩很棒，然后跟她分手。
If I'm so great, why'd you dump me?
如果我那么好，你為什么還要甩了我？
Get over yourself, you insensitive troll?
你自?shī)首詷啡グ桑瑳]有心的魔鬼？
What is her problem? She can't talk to you like that.
她是什么毛病，怎么能這樣跟你說話。
She's not. She's talking to you.
不，她是在跟你們說話。
I can't believe I ever liked this girl.
真不敢相信我原來(lái)還挺喜歡她。
Our text was compassionate and respectful.
我們的短信深情又禮貌。
There was nothing dumb about it.
哪里蠢了。
A million percent.
百分之一百萬(wàn)。
What are you doing?
你在干什么？
This crazy bitch just messed with the wrong crazy bitch.
那個(gè)賤人惹到我這個(gè)賤人真是失誤。
This is unreal.
這不是真的。
We always knew Sal was unstable, but how could she do this?
我們都知道薩爾有點(diǎn)瘋瘋癲癲，但她怎么能做這種事？
We don't know that she's done anything.
我們還不知道她做了什么。
Okay, let's just suppose for a second that she's on a plane to Cabo.
假設(shè)她現(xiàn)在坐在一架去往卡波的飛機(jī)上。
What then?
然后呢？
Maybe this is part of a bigger plan.
也許這一切是命中注定。
You know, maybe the reason we didn't adopt another baby after Lily was because god wanted us available for Sammy.
也許在莉莉之后，我們沒有領(lǐng)養(yǎng)別的孩子是因?yàn)樯系巯胱屛覀兪震B(yǎng)薩米。
Who is this god that denies us a baby, then gets a party girl pregnant, only to have her desert the baby so that we can finally get one?
這個(gè)上帝不讓我們領(lǐng)養(yǎng)孩子，卻讓一個(gè)狂野女懷了孕，最后拋棄自己的孩子，所以我們能收養(yǎng)他？
The same god that impregnated a virgin, sent Moses down the river in a basket, and commanded Abraham to stab his own son.
就是這個(gè)上帝，讓處女懷孕，讓摩西在籃子里順河漂下，讓亞伯拉罕殺死自己的兒子。
God only does weird baby stuff.
上帝總是對(duì)小孩不太好。
Okay, yes, I'll admit, there is part of me that would love to keep this little guy and raise him the way Sal was pretending to.
好吧，我承認(rèn)其實(shí)我也想留下這個(gè)小家伙，用薩爾裝出來(lái)的那種好把他養(yǎng)育成人。
