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You know, we're running out of places to send him where he can be cool.
我們都不知道能送他去哪里他會(huì)是酷學(xué)生了。
I know. Enough is enough.
我知道，真的是夠了。
You have to teach him how to fight.
你得教他打架。
Yeah. That'll work.
對(duì)，這管用。
You're doing this.
你去教他。
And don't tell him that this is coming from me.
但別告訴他這是我的主意。
It's bad for a boy to know that his mother thinks he's weak.
知道他媽媽覺(jué)得他軟弱對(duì)男孩子不好。
That's a lifetime of paying women to spank him until he cries.
別讓他變成那種花錢找女人打他屁股的男人。
The kid is just not a fighter.
那孩子天生不會(huì)打架。
He gets squeamish pounding veal.
他砸牛肉都小心翼翼的。
Just do it!
教他！
Fine, but I'm only doing it for the lasagna and the extra food he's been bringing home on Sundays.
好吧，但我教他只是為了千層面，以及他每周日帶回來(lái)的食物。
Makes Mondays easier, you know?
這樣周一就方便多了。
Oh, my God, you're the Garfield.
天吶，你真是加菲貓。
One of you pretty ladies want to take me to meet a girl later?
兩位美女有誰(shuí)愿意一會(huì)兒帶我去見(jiàn)一個(gè)妹子嗎？
You think calling us pretty is gonna get you a ride?
你覺(jué)得叫我們美女就有免費(fèi)車坐嗎？
I'll take it.
我來(lái)吧。
Let me know when you want to leave.
你要走的時(shí)候告訴我。
Besides, I like Rose. I think she's good for you.
另外，我喜歡羅思，我覺(jué)得她很配你。
This is a new girl -- Sarah.
是另一個(gè)姑娘，莎拉。
I'm done with Rose. She crazy.
我受夠羅思了，她很神經(jīng)。
Easy, Macklemore.
慢著，花花公子。
What do you mean, "crazy"?
你說(shuō)"神經(jīng)"是什么意思？
I'll tell you what he means.
我告訴你他什么意思。
Any time a woman challenges a man in any way, suddenly, she's crazy.
女人在任何方面挑戰(zhàn)了男人，她就成了神經(jīng)病。
So, what did she do that was so crazy, Luke --
她做了什么神經(jīng)病的事，盧克？
Give you her opinion?
跟你說(shuō)了她的建議嗎？
Yeah, or what, did she dare to talk about her feelings?
是啊，或者她竟敢談她的想法？
The words sound like you get it, but your tone is throwing me.
你們的話好像是懂我了，但你們的口氣卻像在批評(píng)我。
Just tell me you said something nice when you broke up with her.
拜托告訴我你分手時(shí)說(shuō)了幾句好聽(tīng)的。
I haven't broken up with her.
我還沒(méi)跟她分手呢。
What? !
什么？
It just seems weird to call someone up and give them bad news.
打電話給別人告訴他們壞消息，感覺(jué)有些奇怪。
She'll find out somehow.
她總會(huì)知道的。
Ugh. Ugh, when did you become a guy? It's gross.
你什么時(shí)候成了男人，好惡心。
You need to stand up and face her.
你得挺身而出面對(duì)她。
In person?
當(dāng)面嗎？
What are we, 30? Send her a text.
我們30歲了嗎，給她發(fā)短信啊。
You need to break it to her gently.
你得溫柔地告訴她。
First, tell her she's awesome.
首先，告訴她她超棒。
And pretty.
而且好漂亮。
If she was awesome and pretty, I wouldn't be dumping her.
如果她超棒而且漂亮，我根本不會(huì)甩了她。
Just do it, you pig.
照做，你個(gè)蠢豬。
We all know I'm not gonna do it, so if you want it done, here.
我們都知道我不會(huì)那樣做，如果你們想要這樣，給。
