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Forget it. I can't beat you up. I can't get Skyler back. I can't wear skinny jeans 'cause they're too baggy.
算了。我痛扁不了你。我不能讓斯凱勒回心轉(zhuǎn)意。我不能穿緊身的牛仔褲，因為他們太寬松了。
Man, I know it stinks to get your heart broken, especially by someone as beautiful and smart as Skyler.
伙計，我知道讓你傷心很不爽，尤其是像斯凱勒那樣又漂亮又聰明的。
Well, beautiful. But you know, fighting never solved anything.
的確，漂亮。可是你知道，打架從來解決不了問題。
Yeah, I've really gotta work on my people skills.
是的，我已經(jīng)著手提高我的社交能力。
You'll find someone else. Plenty of fish in the sea.
你會找到其他人的。天涯何處無芳草。
Well, there is this one other girl I kinda have a crush on.
我有點兒喜歡上另一個女孩了。
Who? Teddy Duncan. Do you know her?
誰？泰迪·鄧肯。你認(rèn)識她？
As a matter of fact, I do, and I happen to know she is totally available.
老實說我還真認(rèn)識，我剛好知道她現(xiàn)在單身。
Oh, there's Mr. Piper. Now, mom, you promised you'd be good.
哦，派珀先生來了。現(xiàn)在，媽媽，你答應(yīng)過你會好好表現(xiàn)的。
Mama bear has been declawed. Open the door. Here we go.
熊媽媽已經(jīng)金盆洗手了。開門。開始了。
Ah. Mr. Piper, come on in. Ah. Wonderful. You remember my mom?
啊，派珀先生，請進。很好。你記得我媽媽嗎？
Every time I close my eyes. Mom. Wasn't there something you wanted to say to Mr. Piper?
閉上眼睛全是她。媽媽。你不是有話要對派珀先生說嗎？
I'm sorry. For? Swiping everything off your desk.
我很抱歉。哪里錯了？把你桌子上的東西都掃到地上。
And? Chasing you through the hallway. While? You screamed like a little girl. Okay!
還有？在走廊里追你。還有？你像小女生一樣尖叫。好的！
Good enough. All right, who's hungry? Oh, dad, there you are.
可以了。好了，有誰餓了嗎？哦，爸爸，你回來了。
Mom, why don't you go check on dinner without saying anything else?
老媽，你何不先閉上嘴巴去看看晚飯如何了？
Bob Duncan. Peter Piper. You're kidding, right? No, he's not kidding. Never has, never will.
鮑伯·鄧肯。皮特·派珀（兒歌里的名字)。你在開玩笑，是嗎？不，他沒開玩笑。從來沒有，永遠(yuǎn)不會。
So, Bob, what do you do for a living? I'm an exterminator.
那么，鮑伯，你是做什么工作的？我是除蟲專家。
The irony. You spend all day getting rid of pests, then you come home to the biggest one of all.
真好笑。你整天都在消滅害蟲，回家以后卻得面對害蟲之王。
