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Yeah. Yeah, of course. We've always talked about it. But, you know, it's just - just a matter of finding the right timing.
當然啦。我們總是討論這事。但你知道的，只是要找到合適的時機。
And then there...there's a couple of other factors...the tax implications and estate planning. Oh, stop. I'm swooning.
還有其它的一些因素，稅務影響和財產規劃。打住。我都要暈了。
I'm just being practical. You're the same way.
我只是從實際考慮。你也是這樣的人啊。
You - you told Phil to take back your engagement ring and buy you a washer dryer.
你叫菲爾退掉訂婚戒指買臺洗衣烘干機。
Well, don't put this back on me. Come on. What is Cam's biggest complaint about you?
別扯到我身上來。拜托。小卡最不滿意你哪一點？
You're not romantic. This is your opportunity.
你不浪漫?，F在是你翻身的大好時機。
Mitchell, you should go home tonight and surprise him with a big, splashy proposal.
米奇爾，你今晚回家隆重地向他求婚，給他一個驚喜。
He would really like it if I proposed to him. I guess I could stop after work and pick up a card. And... Oh, my god. You're hopeless.
如果我向他求婚，他會很開心的。我想下班后我可以去買張卡片。然后...... 天啊。你簡直無可救藥。
I know. Mitchell, okay.
我知道。米奇爾。
This is what you do. Oh, boy.
你要這樣做。天啊。
It really should be your own idea, though.
但是該由你自己想主意。
No! Come on, come on. I need help. Please?
不！拜托，我需要幫助。求你了？
Fine. Okay. Tonight, you cook him his favorite meal. You open the best bottle of wine.
好吧。今晚你給他做他最愛吃的菜肴。開一瓶最好的紅酒。
And just as the two of you are sitting down to enjoy it, you break up with him.
當你們坐著品味美酒時，你和他分手。
What? Why? Because then, as he is at his lowest, you pop the question. He goes from agony to ecstasy! It's so romantic.
什么？為什么？因為在他傷心欲絕的時候，你突然求婚。他會從痛苦不堪變成歡天喜地！多浪漫。
You're kidding, right? More traditional? Okay. All right. You look into his eyes...
你在開玩笑，對吧？你想要更傳統的嗎？好吧。好。你深情凝視他的雙眼......
And you say, "I saw a doctor. He found a small dark mass." What are you?
然后說，"我去看了醫生。他發現了一小塊黑色的東西"。你什么毛病??？
And then just as he begins to cry, you pull out a black box with a ring in it. There's your small dark mass! It's genius!
當他開始哭泣時，你拿出一個裝著戒指的黑盒子。這就是那個黑色的東西！這主意太天才了！
Y-you're a disaster. You could go the disaster route, too.
你真是個災難。你也可以走災難路線。
Did you ever hear how I told Phil we were gonna have Luke? I said, "Thousands of children die every day..."
你聽過我是怎么告訴菲爾我懷上盧克的嗎？我說，"每天都有成千上萬的兒童死去......"
