評論
打印
It's much better. Excuse me. Sorry.
好多了 失陪一下
Hello?
喂
There is a pigeon in our house.
家里進來一只鴿子
What do I do? What do I do?
怎么辦 怎么辦
Who is this?
你誰呢
- Never funny. Not funny now. - Calm down.
-不搞笑 一點都不搞笑 -冷靜
You know I grew up around many animals.
我從小就是在動物的陪伴下長大的
One time, a rooster attacked me,
有一次一只公雞襲擊我
and my mom wrung its neck, and we had it for dinner.
我媽把它脖子擰了 然后晚上就吃雞
Great time for an anecdote. Help me.
你真會挑時間講故事 速回來救我
It's more afraid of you than you are of it.
其實它更怕你
Pigeons aren't scared of anything.
鴿子什么都不怕
They stand on electrical wires.
電線他們都敢站
You're gonna be fine, Mitchell. Just as long as you don't-
你會沒事的 米奇爾 只要你不
You know what, they're starting.
那個 他們要開始了
I gotta go. Okay, bye.
我得掛了 拜拜
As long as I don't what? Cam?
只要我不怎么 小卡
As long as I don't- Oh, God!
只要我不怎么 我的個娘親
Cool. The kiss cam.
酷 接吻鏡頭來了
Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the camera
如果鏡頭圈到了我們
- was on us and then the crowd started- - We're related.
-會不會很尷尬 -我們是親戚
Not by blood.
但沒有血緣關系
Touch me and there will be blood.
你敢碰我 就讓你"血濺當場"
- Not us. - What's wrong with you?
-我們不行 -你怎么了
It's the kiss cam.
是接吻鏡頭
When it lands on you, you're supposed to kiss.
要是圈到我們 我們就得接吻
This is my wife's dad's second wife.
她是我岳父的二婚妻子
So legally okay, but still weird.
法律上沒問題 但是很怪異
重點解釋：
1.grow up 長大； 成長
例句：Where did you grow up?
你是在哪兒長大的？
2.afraid of 害怕
例句：Come on! I'm not afraid of you.
來吧，我不怕你。
3.be scared of 害怕, 唯恐
例句：The child was scared of the fierce looking dog.
這孩子害怕那條外表兇惡的狗。
