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Ross: Noooo.
不。
Rachel: Oh Ross, honey you gotta stop torturing yourself!
羅斯，別再折磨自己了！
Phoebe: Yeah, why don't you just find another apartment?
你去找別的房子嘛。
Ross: Look, I've already looked at like a thousand apartments this month and none of them even compares to that one!
我這個月已經(jīng)看了上千個房子，沒有一間比得上那一間！
Ross: Well except for one, but I would've had to share it with an Armenian family. Grandma really liked me. But I want Ugly Naked Apartment!
有一間不錯，但是我得跟一家亞美尼亞人一起住，那個奶奶很喜歡我。但我想要丑裸男的公寓！
Rachel: You know what you should do?
你知道你應該怎么做嗎？
Ross: Huh?
恩？
Rachel: You-you should find out what his hobbies are and then use that to bond with him.
你應該找出他的嗜好，拿來跟他套交情。
Rachel: Yeah! Like if I wanted something from Joey, I would strike up a conversation about, say, umm, sandwiches. Or uh, or my underwear.
例如我對喬伊有所求，我就會聊……三明治或是我的內(nèi)衣。
Joey: I'm listening.
我在聽。
Rachel: See?
看吧。
Ross: That is a great idea! And! I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for like five years so that gives me back my edge! Oh, let's see now he had the trampoline.
好棒的主意！而且我了解丑裸男，因為我們偷窺了他5年。所以我又重新占了上風！好，他有一張?zhí)病?/div>
Phoebe: Yeah well he broke that.
被他跳壞了。
Ross: Well, he had gravity boots.
他有一雙重力靴。
Rachel: Yeah, he broke those too.
也被他穿壞了。
Joey: So he likes to break stuff.
所以他喜歡破壞東西。
Ross: Ok, I've gotta go pick up Ben but I-I will figure something out. Hey, didn't he used to have a cat?
好，我得去接班，不過我會想出來的。他之前不是有一只貓嗎？
Phoebe: I wouldn't bring that up, it would probably just bum him out.
別提那個，會害他心情不好。
Joey: Yeah, poor cat, never saw that big butt coming.
可憐的貓咪，沒看到大屁股壓下來。
Rachel: Hello! Oh! Yeah! Hey! Hold on a second she's right here! It's Chandler.
喂？在，等一下，她就在旁邊！錢德找你！
Phoebe: Oh? Hello you.
嗨，你。
Chandler: Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day.
菲比，我一整天都在想你。
Phoebe: Eh?
啊？
Chandler: Well you know that thing you said before, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't intrigued.
你之前的提議，說我不心動是騙人的。
Phoebe: Really?
是嗎？
Chandler: Yeah, listen, Joey's not gonna be here tonight so why don't you come over and I'll let you uh, feel my bicep. Or maybe more.
對，喬伊晚上不在。你要不要過來，我讓你摸我的二頭肌，甚至是別的地方。
Phoebe: I'll have to get back to you on that. Ok, bye! Oh my God! He wants me to come over and feel his bicep and more!
我待會再給你答復，再見！天哪，他找我去摸他的二頭肌和別的地方！
Rachel: Are you kidding? !
不會吧？
Phoebe: No!
是真的！
Rachel: I can not believe he would do that to Mon- Whoa!
他居然背著莫妮卡……呃！
Rachel: Joey, do they know that we know?
喬伊，他們知道我們知道嗎？
Joey: No.
不知道。
Rachel: Joey!
喬伊！
Joey: They know you know.
他們知道你們知道了。
Rachel: Ugh, I knew it!
我就知道！
Joey: I would say 'Thank God! Everybody knows. It's finally over.' But that hasn't been working for me.
我本來會說：謝天謝地，大家都知道了，總算沒事了。但每次說都沒用。
Rachel: Oh, I cannot believe those two!
真不敢相信那兩個人！
Phoebe: God, they thought that they could mess with us? ! They're trying to mess with us? ! They don't know that we know they know we know! And Joey, you can't say anything!
他們以為他們可以耍我們，想耍我們是吧？他們不知道我們知道，他們知道我們知道了。喬伊，你不能說。
Joey: Couldn't even if I wanted to.
我也不想說了。
Ross: Good evening, sir. My name is Ross Geller. I'm one of the people who applied for the apartment. And I-I realize that the competition is fierce but...
你好，我是羅斯蓋勒，我也申請要租你的房子。我知道競爭很激烈，但是……
Ross: I'm sorry. I, I can't help but notice that you're naked and I applaud you. Man, I wish I was naked. I mean, this-this looks so great. That is how God intended it.
抱歉，我注意到你光著身體。我為你鼓掌，我也好想光著身體。看起來好舒服，這正是上帝造人的本意。
Monica: Look at them, they're-they're panicked!
你看她們多慌！
Chandler: Oh yeah, they're totally gonna back down!
她們絕對會退縮！
Monica: Oh yeah!
沒錯！
Phoebe: All right. All right! If he wants a date, he's gonna get a date. All right, I'm gonna go in.
好，他敢約我就敢去，我要過去了。
Rachel: Ok, ok, be sexy.
好，性感一點。
Phoebe: Please.
拜托。
Phoebe: So Chandler, I-I'd love to come by tonight.
錢德，我晚上可以過去。
Chandler: Really?
真的？
Phoebe: Oh absolutely. Shall we say, around seven?
當然，就7點吧？
Chandler: Yes.
好。
Phoebe: Good. I'm really looking forward to you and me having sexual intercourse.
很好，我很期待跟你發(fā)生性關系。
Joey: Hey-hey, check it out! Check it out! Ugly Naked Guy's got a naked friend!
快來看！丑裸男有裸友來訪！
Rachel: Oh yeah! Oh my God! That is our friend! It's Naked Ross!
真的！天哪，那是我們的朋友！是裸羅斯！
Ross: Would you like another mini muffin? Try the blueberry, they're delicious.
你還要小英式松餅嗎？吃吃看藍莓口味，很好吃。
Rachel: Show time!
上場啰！
Phoebe: Hey, Rachel, get me perfume! Rachel: Ok!
瑞秋，拿香水來！好！
Phoebe: And Joey, get me a bottle of wine and glasses?
喬伊，幫我拿一瓶酒兩個酒杯。
Phoebe: All right. Thanks. But umm, glasses that do not have handles and that are glass. And umm wine that is not olive oil. Rachel: Uh!
謝謝，但我要的是沒把手的玻璃杯，我要酒不要橄欖油。啊！
Monica: All right, it'll be great! You just make her think you wanna have sex with her! It'll totally freak her out!
放心好了！只要讓她以為你想跟她上床，她絕對會嚇到！
Chandler: Ok, listen, how far am I gonna have to go with her?
我到底得撐到什么程度？
Monica: Relax, she-she's gonna give in way before you do!
別緊張，她會比你先投降！
Chandler: How do you know? !
你怎么知道？
Monica: Because you're on my team! And my team always wins!
因為你跟我同一隊！我這一隊總是贏1
Chandler: At this? !
贏這種事？
Monica: Just go get some! Go!
總之去嚇她，快去！
Rachel: Ok honey, now I'm gonna try to listen from right here!
好，我會站在門外聽！
Phoebe: Ok.
好。
Rachel: Ok? Whoa, wait!
等一下！
Phoebe: Good idea!
好主意！
Rachel: Yeah, oh wait!
等等！
Phoebe: Oh now, don't give away the farm! ok.
別血本無歸了！好。
Chandler: Phoebe.
菲比。
Phoebe: Chandler.
錢德。
Chandler: Come on in.
進來吧。
Phoebe: I was going to. Umm, I brought some wine. Would you like some?
我正要進去。我?guī)Я司苼恚阋獑幔?/div>
Chandler: Sure.
好啊。
Phoebe: So, here we are. Nervous?
就我們倆了，緊張嗎？
Chandler: Me? No. You?
我？不會，你呢？
Phoebe: No, I want this to happen.
不會，這樣正合我意。
Chandler: So do I.
我也是。
Chandler: I'm gonna put on some music.
我去放點音樂。
Chandler: Joey likes to scare the duck.
喬伊喜歡嚇鴨子。
Phoebe: Maybe I'll dance for you.
我跳舞給你看好了。
Chandler: You look good.
你真美。
Phoebe: Thanks! You know, that when you say things like that it makes me wanna rip that sweater vest right off!
謝謝！你說這種話，讓我好想扯掉你的毛衣背心。
Chandler: Well, why don't we move this into the bedroom?
不如進房里再說吧？
Phoebe: Really?
真的嗎？
Chandler: Oh, do you not wanna?
你不想嗎？
Phoebe: No. No! I just, you know first, I wanna take off all my clothes and have you rub lotion on me.
不是，只是我想先脫掉衣服，讓你替我擦乳液。
Chandler: Well that would be nice. I'll go get the lotion.
聽起來不錯，我去拿乳液。
Chandler: Listen, this is totally getting out of hand! Ok? She wants me to put lotion on her!
情況完全失控了！她要我?guī)退寥橐海?/div>
Monica: She's bluffing!
她在唬你！
Chandler: Look, she's not backing down! She went like this!
她沒打算放棄，她還這樣！
Phoebe: He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.
他沒打算放棄，他去拿乳液了。
Rachel: It's Chandler, you-you can take him. I mean come on, don't you remember, when you made him cry usingonly your words?
他是錢德，你可以搞定他。還記得你曾經(jīng)把他罵哭嗎？
Joey: Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet? ! I wanna sit in my chair!
真是的，你們還沒好嗎？我想坐我的椅子！
Rachel: Joey look, just look at it this way, the sooner Phoebe breaks Chandler the sooner this is all over and out in the open.
喬伊，菲比一突破錢德的心防，這一切就結束公開了。
Joey: Ooh! I like that!
我喜歡！
Rachel: Ok!
好！
Joey: Oh, ok! Show him your bra! He's afraid of bras! Can't work 'em!
我知道，讓他看你的胸罩，他怕胸罩，他解不開！
Phoebe: Joey!
喬伊！
Phoebe: Wow, you didn't rip off any buttons.
你沒把扣子都挑開。
Joey: It's not my first time.
經(jīng)驗老道。
Monica: You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!
你給我回去，色誘她讓她屈服！
Chandler: Ok, give me a second! Did you clean up in here?
好，等一下！你打掃過嗎？
Monica: Of course.
當然了！
Chandler: Oh, you're-you're going?
你要走了？
Phoebe: Umm, not without you, lover.
除非你跟我走，愛人。
Phoebe: So this is my bra.
這是我的胸罩。
Chandler: It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very happy we're gonna have all the sex.
非常非常好看。過來，我很高興我們要做愛了。
Phoebe: You should be. I'm very bendy.
你是該高興，我的身體很柔軟。
Phoebe: I'll kiss you now.
我要吻你了。
Chandler: Not if I kiss you first.
除非我先吻你。
Chandler: Well, I guess there's nothing left for us to do but-but kiss.
接下來就只能接吻了。
Phoebe: Here it comes. Our first kiss.
終于來了，我們的初吻。
Chandler: Ok! Ok! Ok! All right! You win! You win! I can't have sex with ya!
好，你贏了！我不能跟你上床！
Phoebe: And why not? !
為什么？
Chandler: Because I'm in love with Monica!
因為我愛莫妮卡！
Phoebe: You're-you're what? !
你什么？
Chandler: Love her! That's right, I...Love...Her! I love her!
沒錯，我愛她，我，愛她！
Chandler: I love you, Monica.
我愛你，莫妮卡。
Monica: I love you too Chandler.
我也愛你，錢德。
Phoebe: I just - I thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
我以為你們只是搞在一起，我不知道你們相愛！
Joey: Dude!
伙計！
Chandler: And hats off to Phoebe. Quite a competitor. And may I say your breasts are still showing.
向菲比致敬，強勁的對手。提醒一下你的胸部還晾在外面。
Phoebe: God!
天哪。
Joey: All right! So that's it! It's over! Everybody knows!
就這樣，結束了！大家都知道了！
Monica: Well actually, Ross doesn't.
羅斯還不知道。
Chandler: Yes, and we'd appreciate it if no one told him yet.
對，請你們先別告訴他。
Ross: Well here it is. A new place for a new Ross. I'm gonna have you and all the guys from work over once it's you know, furnished.
就是這里，全新羅斯的新家。我一布置好就請你和同事來坐。
Dr. Ledbetter: I must say it's nice to see you're back on your feet.
很高興看到你重新振作。
Ross: Well I am that. An-and that whole rage thing is definitely behind me.
我是振作了，脾氣暴躁的事都過去了。
Dr. Ledbetter: I wonder if it's time for you to rejoin our team at the museum?
我認為你是不是該回館里上班了？
Ross: Oh Donald that-that would be great. I am totally ready to come back to work. I...
那就太好了，我已經(jīng)準備好重回崗位，我……
Ross: What? No! Wh...What're you doing? ! Get Off My Sister!
什么？不！你在干什么？離我妹妹遠點！
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| bond | [bɔnd] |
想一想再看 n. 債券，結合，粘結劑，粘合劑 |
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| conversation | [.kɔnvə'seiʃən] |
想一想再看 n. 會話，談話 |
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| figure | ['figə] |
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| except | [ik'sept] |
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| intended | [in'tendid] |
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| absolutely | ['æbsəlu:tli] |
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| applaud | [ə'plɔ:d] |
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| bluffing | [blʌʃiŋ] |
想一想再看 n. 褶邊裝置；詐騙；唬弄 v. 欺騙；嚇唬（bluff |
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| gravity | ['græviti] |
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| check | [tʃek] |
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