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Let's talk about Mary first.
我們先來說說瑪麗。
Sorry, what? Well, I think you know what. You went out with her for two years.
什么？別裝傻，你和她交往過兩年。
Er, ages ago. We're... We're just good friends now. Is that a fact?
呃，老黃歷了，現在只是朋友。是嗎？
Whenever she tweets, you respond within five minutes, regardless of time or current location, suggesting youhave her on text alert.
她發推，你五分鐘內必回，隨時隨地說明你給她設了短信提醒。
In your Facebook photographs of the happy couple, Mary takes centre frame, whereas John is always partly or entirely excluded.
你臉書轉發的結婚照里，瑪麗總在中央約翰要么擋一半，要么全切掉。
Well, you can't assume from that I've still got some kind of interest in Mary...
那也不能說明我對瑪麗還有想法……
You volunteered to be a shoulder to cry on on no less than three separate occasions.
你主動請纓聽她哭訴至少三回。
Do you have anything to say in your defence?
有什么要解釋的嗎？
I think from now on, we'll downgrade you to casual acquaintance.
今后你將被降至點頭之交。
No more than three planned social encounters a year and always in John's presence.
每年至多計劃三次交往，約翰必須全部在場。
I have your contact details. I will be monitoring.
我有你的聯系方式，會隨時監控。
They're right about you. You're a bloody psychopath.
傳言是真的，你就是個神經病。
High functioning sociopath, with your number.
高功能反社會，而且有你電話。
Hello. Darling. Thank you. You look fabulous.Thank you. Thanks for coming, thank you.
你好，親愛的。謝謝光臨。你真美。謝謝。多謝光臨，感謝。
Er, yes, well done in the service, Archie. He's really come out of his shell. I don't know how you did it.
儀式上做得不錯，亞契。他竟然不害羞，不知道你怎么辦到的。
Basically it's a cute smile to the bride's side, cute smile to the groom's side and then the rings. No.
總而言之，對新娘乖乖一笑。對新郎乖乖一笑，拿出戒指。不干。
And you have to wear the outfit. No.
還要穿禮服。不干。
You really do have to wear the outfit. What for?
必須穿禮服。為什么？
Grown-ups like that sort of thing. Why?
大人們喜歡冠冕堂皇。為啥？
